Quote ="Owdpopularsider"We stayed in Maspalomas last year. As I cant stand lying on the beach all day I went for my customery 2-3 hour stroll. Little known to me but I stumbled on the infamous 'Yumbo' centre, what an eye opener that place is...after sussing out what was going on..such as the c*** sucking party in one of the clubs and the fact that men outnumbered the women by around 50-1, and most of them had just dry bummed me with just their eyes I made a quick exit in a taxi...I shat myself'"
I went there with the missus about 9 years ago. What a god-damn awful place, went for a week and couldn't wait to get home. After a night out we got back to our apartment, our maud said she wanted a mcdonalds (on the front about 1/4 mile away). Walking back from maccies, I noticed a bloke sculking in an alleyway, he then followed me back to the apartment, quickening his step. Well I got to my apartment block, and ran as fast as I could up the stairs (sod the lift - seen too many movies). Got to my room and went to the balcony, saw him lurking around in the bushes...! Lets just say I shouted things that I cant mention on here!!!!!!
