in this weeks previews, unless it gets censored!, i have a poked fun at a few posters in the previews. let me say i meant every word!

seriously it's a bit of fun and i hope you don't get offended.
if you do my real name is oldham rhino

Matt's got broad shoulders.

He'll take it.

Leave me out of it.

your in there rob

I'd be offended if I wasn't.

my wife insisted. good looking hunks only she said.

ricky missed out

I bet the words


GINGER
HOBBIT
BIG GAY BEAR


are included

oo goodie – guess I’m in there then?

i have never met you mate so i couldn't describe you. you are one of my favourite posters though



loz, you are def in

Is Ramrod in it??? He will be offended if he isn't!!!

oh yes, he is in. so are you my sweet

oh god!

you are not that bad mate,emma will bloody kill me

Oh dear god.

Is he a giver or taker?

a giver. surprisingly

When he has his red thong on, he doesn't care, (so he told me)

I gather its actually a red satin arab strap - always ready for action is Lorenzo.

ah, the old red thong. looked silky.bet it was smooth against the skin .prefere a teddy myself.holds everything together

no.......NO!

methinks he protests to much

I'm more a basque man - I find the sleek sillouette is more flattering for my figure.

yes, i see that. black would suit you i think.

But which shoes would you wear with that?? Its the shoes that make you feel sexy!!!!