Its not a bad trip down, I 've done it many times allow 2 days and its a bit of a rush allow 3 days and you'll get there easy.

Pleanty of routes to get there too. head for Paris and then take the A75 to Clermont Ferrand turn right at Beziers and head for Carcassone then Perpignan.

You can do Motorway most if not all the way, but some of it will be on toll motorways.

It would be rude not to traverse Pont Millau on the way down as well.

^ you are quite correct, but I think its about 8e now.

Better coming off the motorway and down the valley then back up again.

8e is about 3 beers

Not in bloody Perpignan it isn't. It's a down payment on one, if you're lucky.

You need to know that "The Canaries" has never bought his own beer, and the person who buys it for him would never dream of paying real money for it.

You've never seen anyone use cigarettes for currency have you ?

^ he was "trading" outside the Maccy D on the way to the ground, last year.

Made the Cross Gates carboot look legitimate.