Clint has retired so we need a new coach - hence the advert.

Maybe DPAT should put his name forward for the Woolston job
all that EXPERIENCE
get the boys in the caravan for away games
Banjo playing entertainment after the game(6 fingers)
free manure for Bennetts
pegs for the washin line

f$$k me think we should ask him

Proper comedian you mate. had a few lower league promotions and you think you are wayne bennett

thought you were the comedian matey(look at the replies from other clubs) as for wayne bennett...bin known do a good Tony Bennett on sat neet int club

Anyway Mr DPAT, were are all your cumbrian friends?

You need to spread the word and get yourself a bit of back up on here....It's gettin a little embarassing, I'm almost feeling a little sorry for you!



And on that note......I'm goin for a poo!



I've never been the sentimental type!

dislocated my knee and snapped all my ligaments and 2 fractures but i will be on that coach up to barrow to sample the hospitality

and cheers hitman for the surpport

with immediate effect...?

I'd have thought he would want to dance with the devil one more time on saturday

im messing! (thought you'd like that)

we all know twas a bad un pal

hopfully seddy will be back soon from his lay off with his smashed up face.

i wish we got the chance to play this handpool is it? never heard of them before you'd think i would seeing the reaction on here?

ahh well!! ill have to "worry" about the teams in my division

They are just a small club in the back of beyond who have never and will never achieve anything good!

retirement hurts clint, enjoying mowing the lawn saturday!

Who do you play for then vila?

clock face 2nd pos in div 2

Are you kidding? We have had more rain than Cumbria in the last 10 days - starting our own lakes and everything!

did'nt you play for newton at one time?

big lad are you or mouthy half back?!

does it matter? i play in the centres

sorry hitman yeh i was the hooker at newton but im sure youll find that newton are a totally different team these days

Whats likelyhood of our game being on on Saturday then???

As I remember last January when you men handed us our s it had been really bad on the run upto to it and was very boggy...yet it was on.

Plus clocked that your place was closed last week so it's not been played on

I see we've drawn Higginshaw in Bowl!

Was a tough game up there and at the back end of last season.

they have improved as well this year. You should still win with about 20 but it will be a real hard game tough physical pack

we beat em 42-0 at our place about 12 months ago, then turned em over 38-24 at there place in what I remember to be a hum dinger, that was in April, they were a complete different side.

they got a couple of new lads in the got a ginger haired 2nd row doesnt look much cop but he dont half take some stopping we didnt play the best at their place but its just a narrow pitch and a big set should take care of them but like you said they make you know you been in a game.

thought you did , seems there not doing well at the moment

as i say they are totally different with a fair few young lads in their team. and lost a few of the better players