Oh great, another massive thicko. Has to have his name tattooed on his arm so he doesn't forget it.

A massive thicko with a pert bottom and great abs great work dum dum

The bottom photo looks more like Clinton

or poor Joel u bully

Just a thought, but if good old Joel looked like that, would we all be so happy he was going home at the end of the season. I for one could certainly trade off a lack of effort on his part in return for such fine pectoral definition.

Either we have a lot of females posting on here or a lot of Homosexuals.

Excuse me, have I just walked into a gay bar?

Just to man this forum up a bit, do you think the mods would let me post a picture of a half naked woman? If you can post a pic of a half naked man then I don't see why not.

Well if leering at the last picture in the sequence counts as me being gay, guilty as charged I'm afraid.

Appears that Travis' namesake is a photographer, don't know how that slipped through the net.

Regards the photos, the topic is Travis Burns, post half naked women if you wish but it'd be off-topic.

Start a new thread; Half naked women.

The last picture doesn't work on my terrible work tablet, I'll be disapointed if I get home and it's not a full on cock and balls picture.

Aye, rush home and see before it's deleted, appears the magic disappearing post trick is back again.

It's not just a frank & beans, it's a raging stonker, shorn so close it has a sheen - Wharfey would approve.

There's a picture of a scantily clad woman on page 4 of the Clinton thread. That's your lot for this month.

Won't have to if I can find a naked woman called Travis Burns

I seem to have aquired some sort of reputation on here as being overly interested in the male form. But at last we have the promise of someone worthy of my lust.

Up until I knew we were signing him and saw those pictures, if someone had said Travis Burns, I would have either thought 'Does he?' or that someone had the good sense to put a match to that ageing DJ from those old Top Of The Pops programmes.

Funnily enough when I heard the name Burns I wondered if he has some loafers that were former gophers or a vest made from real gorilla chest.

Lets hope he doesn't like Red robin suits that come in 1 breast or two.

I am really looking forward to seeing this kid play, could be a real coup for us this!!

Wigan have taken a big risk signing Blake, I thought they might have tried to sign Travis from under our noses instead, I think we have got the best of the deal here.

But time will tell!

Yep

I was racking my brain trying to think where I knew that from!

It's always annoying when that happens.

Except when you see an 18-stone transvestite that you know from 'somewhere', in that situation it's best that you can't remember.

I am now going to quickly say back on topic though before you give out any more details.

The fact that they haven't speaks volumes for Burns' quality and clearly, Wigan have the best of the deal. Who else is in the "race" to sign Travis Bickle anyway? I heard it was Widnes.