Quote ="Bertie"The local sperm bank has received record donations from West Hull today as the Hull FC fans celebrate their biggest achiement of the 2009 season. A spokesman stated he would like to thank all the w@nkers who contributed and hoped they could repeat it for many seasons to come.
HRI in the meantime have put out an emergency appeal for off duty medical staff to report for duty and deal with the wrist injuries sustained.'"
Use some of it then and you can produce some home grown talent of your own.
