look how they have his name spelt on the hull fc site

Hull FC: Jack Briscoe; James Green, Nev Morrison, Craig Hall, Dennis Tuffour; Danny Nicklas, Pat Smith; Danny Bell, Jack Iley, Sam Mower, Josh Hodgson, Ben Smith, Callum Birch. Subs. Paul Stamp, Joe Donkin, Danny Ullyat, Paul Shaw.

Just sums up education standards in the City

Is that the team for last week? How did they go?

They got beat to salford as did the Academy.

Do we know how Moa and Hall did?

Both scored tries.

Sounds like Moa played most of the game as well.

Moa played for 70minutes, did quite a good job.

Hall did'nt play 2 bad.

Jack briscoe was brilliant once again.

Good to hear.

Did he cut it ?

Lifted, I suspect, directly from the news lines, thats how it is spelt in the Rl press today too!

Apparently Mottoo Toeknee is in the squad next week.

I remember seeing an advert in a programme once and it advertised an interntaional R.L match AT THE "CASEY STADIUM" FFS

You taking the p!ss?

If that's the case, Lasty for coach!

Ha so thats who you blame for all yours too

Charlie Stone was once listed in an away programme as Charlie Sterne. Someone from the club with a Hull accent obviously phoned through the team sheet.

Set up two tries from breaks as well.

I can beat them all

In the late 1980's when I played for Ace , the match report desribed a superb try our team scored then added

THICK GREEN ADDED THE GOAL

I got the p1$$ taken out of something rotten

In fact one of my more politically correct friends still calls me THICK

I was thinking of taking the reporter to court but the evidence in his favour was substantial. Even Jim Rockford wouldn't have taken the case

Not gonna happen in the first team

I was once playing Trivial Pursuit with an Ex girlfriend and her family. It was my birds turn to read a question to me, she said, "What is the name of Henry Vills 3rd wife. It had me puzzled until I read the question from the card. It Said Henry V111 (Henry the eighth).

Yeah but he puttered up and down on his Mower!

Not as good as my mrs' asking if last years winner of the eurovision song contest was from Brazil! And later the same night telling me she was goig to the opticians.................because she had toothache! mind you she is a dobin!

surely it said Henry VIII