and got to thinking, why don't we resurrect an old song ???

The song was the old Terry Newton "You should be doing time".

Maybe this sounds cráp to others, but just an idea:

We love you Piggy, you are our number 9
We love you Piggey, you've eaten all the pies
We love you Piggy, best hooker in the world

Should be easy enough to get going, as there are not too many words in it.

What do you think

*Puts on asbestos underwear and tin hat*

Sean O'Loughlin claims that song now mate.

Seeing as Gaz Hock had abit of form coming back into his game of late, maybe to the Daddy Cool tune

Gareth Gareth Hock
Gareth Gareth Hock





and I think we need to incorpate the Tomkins' into one song, maybe even their parents



We all dream of a team of Tomkins
a Team of Tomkins
a Team of Tomkins
Number 1 was called Joel
Number 2 was called Sam
Number 3 was called Logan
Number 4 will be Joels Kid
We all love the Tomkins mum and dad
Tomkins mum and dad
Tomkins mum and dad

for gareth hock,

to the tune of baby give it up

gareth hock,
gareth gareth hock

nanananananana

gareth gareth hock

How ???

I can't get "You are our number thirteen to fit"

"I want curly hair too" is the last line I think.

That's if you weren't being sarcastic.

No no no noooo

It's "ole ole, ole ole Gareth Hock Hock Hock"

Sorry, I was.

Hence the

at the end

I do still think that we could "recycle" the song for Piggy too (if/when he scores)

Saaaaaaam, sam will tear you apart, again.

I like the sam one. I definatley think one should be devised for piggy!

Also years ago in the east stand there was a guy who sat in front of us and every time farrel converted he stood up and shouted his boots his boots his boots are on fire. I feel that should start again lol

Does he and how does it go then? Personally think Pie Eyed's song for piggy sounds right but hey it seems to me that if the moderators haven't thought it up it gets dismissed straight away.

Erm, is isn't mine nor the moderators fault that the song is already sung about another player, is it?

typo corrected

Gary Bennett?

Nah, it was Hogan.

Easy mistake to make though

Oh Sean O'Loughlin, you are the love of my life,
Oh Sean O'Loughlin, I'd let you shag my wife,
Oh Sean O'Loughlin, I want curly hair too




HTH

Give over

To Winter Wonderland:

Play the baaaa-ll to Logan,
Logan paaaa-sses to Joel,
Joel kicks to the right,
And Sam scores a try,
Walking in a Tomkins wonerland.



I'll get my coat

errr

Swap Joel and Sam around and it makes sense (still pretty poor though



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What happened to the Riddell song to the theme of the Torres one?

I thought that was pretty good meself even if it is a copy

What a cringeworthy thread. Again