Get out! Pointless is perfect!

I despise the smarmy git who gives out the facts and figures in a manner that oozes confidence.

I'd know all those facts if I had wikipedia open infront of me.

Armstrong is on to a winner there, a decent wage for presenting and half the work is shared.

Are you a fan of Qi?

The traffic/pelican lights at Latchford Village! When I approach them in the car coming from Grappenhall they change to red, no matter what time of the day or night, and when I'm stood there waiting to cross the road, they stay on green for what seems an eternity!!!

Traffic lights in general.

That stupid fence on Birchwood Way which obscures your view when approaching the roundabout, what's that about?!

Folk who have all day to go into town and choose to go in at lunch time when the workers are having to tear *rse around to get things done!

My theory on the fence thing is to force you so slow down and actually look for cars having right of way, as opposed to boy racers flying out, cos they think the the roads are actually a go-cart track

badgers.

Spot on, moving on
There are far too many of these twunts (at that island, in particular). I've seen loads of cars over the years, parked to one side, due to smashes, there.

If they want to improve safety, may I suggest filling in the numerous pot holes on that road. It's a national speed limit road, big chunks out of it are not only going to damage cars but could cause accidents.

Not oppose to the screens, but as the guy whos taxes pay for it, i'd rather sort the surface out first.

I'll agree with the road surface bit, Philth. The section near the bus stop, close to 'dog-bone' roundabout (going out of town), well, let's just say, Neil Armstrong drove on a better surface, one night in July 1969.

that's exactly the stretch I had in mind when i was typing.

Just think, every time i feel that bump, i will now think of you

awww shucks....you say all the right things

anyway, back on track

People who 'dress up' as Star Trek, Dr Who or Rocky Horror Show characters.

people with 'comedy' middle names on facebook.

joe 'combo' bloggs..... or sophie 'gaga' smith....

Mines my nickname before you start MD

if we're starting on facebook (and i assume this has probably already been posted)

Thos people who but open ended, miserable comments such as 'feeling really down' or 'can't believe how sad i feel' just so they get people saying 'awwww u ok hun?' or 'wats rong wiv u'.

Also, the people who respond are kunts in my mind too.

haha... oh yea... forgot you have one

Knighthoods, MBE's CBE's etc etc

apologies if any of mine have been mentioned already.

1) women in supermarkets who wait until they have packed all their stuff before looking for their means of payment.
2) people who drive over causeway bridge at 7.30 am leaving town, thinking it's ok to be in the left hand lane and then cut me up to head up chester road.
3) Audi drivers

James Corden and Paddy Mcguiness.
The fact that everybody in the country knows which town Kerry Katona hails from.
People who make millions despite being garbage at their chosen professions. Michael Caine (can't act) and Robbie Savage (can't play football) being two prime examples.

The sound of high heels scraping against the underside of a transit van roof.

hmmm......

big fat Bitches in B&Q who moan to their balding short ar$ed husbands as to "why do people bring children to places like this if they are going to Cry all the time"

its a good job the misuss only told me that after we got out of B&Q other wise I'd have marched back in told the fat fecker. that "if she Wasnt too obese to be poked by her husband and have kids of her own she'd feckin well know that we arent allowed to leave two year olds at home alone sat in front of coronation street with a plate of pork pies and diet coke each. and if she wasnt so fat we could navigate our trolley down the aisles quicker and get our crying children home..

next time i might just karate chop my crying kids then scream at them to "shut the feck up as the fat lady cant concentrate on buying cheap tat for her bungalow"...and see if that meets with her approval.

Please a note to anyone without children:
Babies crying isnt a sound parents enjoy we have mostly been listening to it all day some lard ar$e that has heard it for five minutes is living a dream believe me.

sometimes I'm just looking for an argument when someone tuts in my earshot if my children are crying in public....go on do it .....DO IT...!!!!!

hmmmmm could be glandular................

Who you porking, Bunny De La Cruz?

I'm wearing them mate !

Loosing a Wheel Trim off mi Car!!aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh.
Really winds me up not many places sell them in ones either.


Men who wear High heels..