Too right

Not if it's got currents in.

So if I work nights, I have my dinner at breakfast-time?

And if I work very late, I have my dinner at supper-time?

And if I only work mornings, I have my dinner at lunchtime?

Who asked for your OPINION - no one cares what you think

The correct term for a teacake is actually a breadcake with currants in usaully eaten with a cup of tea - hence the word "teacake"

Exactly.

The thing is, if I was at school and had school "dinners", I would be served by a "dinner lady". But if instead I took a packed "lunch", it would be in a "lunchbox".

How are these diametrically-opposed positions to be reconciled?

The public needs to be told.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....... If we look at it with your example then I would say that, although dinner is usually an evening meal, if hot food is eaten as a meal between 12pm and 2pm then it can be referred to as dinner. But, if cold food is eaten during the same period of time then the meal should be called "lunch"

These rules, however, do not apply when the food in question is bought from any type of fast food outlet, nor do they apply if the cold food being eaten is a full salad. The salad however must be a full meal salad and not one of the little ones sold in plastic tubs from supermarkets etc as those salads fall under the definition of lunch.

I do hope this has cleared the issue up for everyone

How do you call Batman in for his Lunch.

At my school you would have got a kicking for bringing a packed dinner, becasue only strange people like, ahem, vegetarians didn't have school dinners, preferably free ones.

Sorry, its the 2000s, it might be a "dinner man" serving you.
Sexist.

And its always "dinner" time at school - never lunch time. And you have hot "dinners" or sandwiches, never "lunches". Hope that clears things up!

Sunday dinner?

Does one get invited to a Sportsmans' Dinner or a Sportsmans' tea?

Is it "Ladies who Lunch" or "Ladies who Dinner"?

Is "Petit Dejeuner" in French a "little lunch" or a "little dinner"?

Do investment bankers and similar vermin spend some of their ill-gotten bonuses on "liquid lunches" or "liquid dinners"?

Is it just chimps and mad hatters that have a "tea party" and humans that have a "dinner party"?

Quite clearly, questions need to be asked in the House.

I tried keeping up with this thread but i have given up hope....what the hell are we talking about?!?!

Whether chimps have a nice dinner at their tea party.

I think this thread should be deleted for Health reasons, as I believe DILLIGAF as put on a lot of weight reading all these food related posts!

I thought you were in the "lunch" camp?

Health L'Estrange has a lot to answer for

I believe a tea party is not a meal. It's a mid morning or mid afternoon gathering at which hot drinks and cold food is served.

Therefore, if it comes under any definition it comes in closer to lunch than it comes to dinner

what about brunch? afternoon tea?

I thought it was chips not chimps, & you only have chips for your dinner, chips at tea is frowned upon.

As I now get up at the ungodly hour of 5.45 by 8.00 I'm starving again so have a second breakfast. I think brunch is a lovely woody word but far too American for my liking. Afternoon tea in Bettys is heaven, I'm too tight to pay over £12 for it, but I have treated tigercub a couple of times for her birthdays.

Your argument goes some way past "sound" and is making serious headway on "irrefutable". I salute you, sir.