Not seen em. But I haven't liked any kit we've had for at least 10 years, don't see it changing now.

Plus, I'm now a grown man and have better to things to spend 40+ quid on than a shirt that will, no doubt, be a fluorescent orange monstrosity.

Replica shirts are ok on kids under 16ish, any person older than that wearing em needs their heads testing, seriously.

Whoops, long day at work combined with tiredness is my excuse for that mistake. Still it's an important revenue stream for the club.

Plus he's a journalist … words, not numbers

But that's a feeble excuse. Although journalists do make up facts. Allegedly, of course.

Possibly. But it's one that's stood me in good stead for 25 years now …

My excuse for being bad at words is that I'm good at numbers, somehow I'm still surviving...