Thought this might be a bit of a laugh. Feel free to add your own interpretation

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A FAX FAN WHEN..........

1) You still can't drive past the old Kwik Save on Gibbet St without looking over to see the back of the Scratchin Shed

2) You can't walk across Asda's car park without still feeling angry / sad / emotional

3) The missus goes away for the weekend and instead of watching porn you dig out your '87 cup final DVD

4) Even in work emails you feel compelled to write Bra***rd

5) You will argue with anyone from another club that the hooter didn't sound early against Fev in '86 to win the title whilst agreeing with fellow Fax fans that it might have been just a little early

6) Spotting someone wearing a Fax shirt when on holiday means you have no choice but to spend the next five hours in a bar talking Fax

7) When the only clean clothes you can put your hands on are the missus blouse or your mates Bu**s shirt and you opt for the blouse

Discuss.....................

When you're certain fax are gonna win. And they lose. To someone crap. And you're not bothered cos you expected it in the back of your mind.


Fax have the best season ever followed by their worst one ever the year after!

Can't expect consistency as a fax fan

when;

You kick a drop goal in the park with your kids whilst saying "Here comes John Pendlebury........."

And your kids say - "Who the hell is John Pendlebury?"

Every time you see a saints fan you always mention 1987! (like they give a sh/t)


Feel deeply upset when your kids school friends are wearing Bulls and Giants shirts.

when...

it takes 10-11 years to build 3 stands


you choose blue (or white if another fax fan beats you too it) coloured pieces everytime you play board games..

When......

................having been well on the way to completing the East Stand, the thing burns down ..............

When you are driving behind a car with a 'B*ll Power' sticker in the back (a la Faxlad 66!!!!!) you can't help muttering "Plastic B*****d" to yourself, or saying that the circus is in town - the clowns are here when you see someone in a B*lls shirt!!!!!!

did a double take on that one!

When you really do know that Fax should win a game, but also know that it depends who is blowing the whistle.

when you cant drive past the Catalogue Stadium without an imaginary spit towards it!

What do you mean "imaginary"? Trouble is I forgot to open the car window on one occasion!

I thought you rode a motor bike. It'd make an even worse mess if you didnt take off your helmet.

Believe me, it's never good when you sneeze, even with the visor open!

have u got the link for the webcam ???
, used to have it, but lost it when pc crashed

[urlhttp://www.calderdale.gov.uk/leisure/venues/shay/index.html[/url

Pity they have stopped writing the updates next to the webcam, i liked knowing what was happening and what was coming next as most of the work is interior so we don't see that much visually.

That terrified me for a split second

.....when you wonder how Ned Kelly had time to be Fax bagman and be Australia's most notorious criminal

Only me would get number 7....or number 2 for that matter. Still can't believe "Roundy" ever signed for us. He seemed quite anti Fax whilst he was trying to kill me in Majorca!

or number 8

He ain't Eddie (Riddlesden) he's my brother

3) & you really do know where you can shove your f****** Wigan up

I gave my cup final shirt to a Russian girl on a run ashore in Baltisk. I don't know if she was a big RL fan but she was very grateful!!!

They usually are!
Is Baltisk near Barra? These Eastern Europeans get everywhere. She isn't a plumber by any chance?
I guess the IAA can ask you to vouch for her ref sexuality?

Agreed.