aaahahahahahaha, he has a point!

A well timed, sharp bang on the drum would put off the catching players!!!!

NO DRUMS!

Thought i'd heard he was, I read somewhere on here a while back that he'd been thrown out of a game.

Wasn't proper drumming anyway, he only banged it when widnes made a break or something, any idiot could do that

I always thought a drum added to the atmos but suppose it got annoying after a bit. What about a couple of trumpet players .... aka Sheffield Wednesday fans all those years ago - great stuff! Also a few whistles aka West Indies cricket fans.

What about the bloke with the hunting horn at 'Haven

I've always been partial to the Glockenspiel. We could get the Astronomer, Patrick Moore, down as pre-match entertainment. He could play us his thumpin tune then introduce the Fax "Stars"

And the older fans will probably remember Mellville with the "Kenny Everett big hands" in the 80s. He still attends the games, maybe he could make a comeback and dance to the music?