Newspapers, especially free ones, are even cheaper and even more accessible

Just because the balloons idea is your very own E.S.O. doesn't make it the better one? You wouldn't want the ref to disallow an Eagles' try because a balloon was distracting/obstructing a defender or affecting a kick through now would you? Remember the Liverpool beach ball?

Alright calm down

Paper it is. Lots of paper. Fish wrappers everywhere!!!

Well you can sort it then, I'm taking my balloons and going home.

Common sense usually wins out