Not sure how reliable my source is but been told he has 2 cracked ribs but club keeping quiet?

Ouch.

I recently fell of my bike and badly bruised mine, six weeks later and they're still not quite right.

Serves you right for taking the stabilisers off before your ready

Most players play on with cracked ribs. Painful but I doubt being tackled by 2 or 3 17 stone blokes who are in peak physical condition is a bed of roses with or without cracked ribs

It's not true at all, he's actually cracked 3 ribs and completely broken one.

but will be back in predictable fashion for the next weeks derby no doubt ?

Why is he missing this week?

I guess sarcasm is beyond you.

I hope he makes a full recovery after the derby, but after watching FC last night Dobbo or no Dobbo we look hungry for you.

Well it is your annual cup final, we expect nothing less.

well you say that edith but then tell us we bring no support to your ground yet you still get your biggest attendance of the season so . it must be your fans that see it as a cup final

Edith aka dum dum, derbies are important to both sets of supporters, and we do owe you one for the magic weekend,

get over yourself Edith

So wrong.

Which magic weekend do you owe us for?

Don't you just love it? The handsome Prince must have kissed our Sleeping Beauty and woken Edith from her sleep!

And lo and behold she turned back into a frog!!

Not far off the mark, Flynn Rider has a lot to answer for.

I dread to think who he is.

He's the prince that sets Rapunzel free from her tower, didn't hurt, did it?

Jake. The dirty rake.

Indeed, is there a way to delete all messages from PM? My inbox thing is full of filth.

setting yourself up there aren't you

Well I'm sure I've got more to come but I can't be bothered to delete the ones in there.