As Rovers fans, we are regarded as the most cultured and sophisticated Rugby League fans in the world.

This is why we have poetry threads.


[u"Silly Hats"[/u

Silly Hats we see them wear,
Aloft on their heads without a care.

Flat as an iron on top, claret & gold,
These garments are only for the bold.

The Fartown Fez is it's given name,
A man called Tanse now has his fame.

Alas, we're naff, the season long dead
So lift your spirits with a poetry thread

Our West Hull cousins to Old Trafford aspire
Until Saturday night when they get bummed by Wire.

Then back to rumours of Rovers going bust
And a cheerleader thread to satisfy lust

We start over again in freezing cold Jan
When Travis will still be serving his ban.

I'm having problems finding a rhyme for "hudgell"

Cudgel's maybe, but no-one uses that word anymore.

Ronald Mcdonald did entice him onboard,
Over Bigmac and fries the man they did laud,
But surely untrue, theres something amiss,
Hull FC have signed Cameron Smith ?

Most on this forum
have little decorum,
and as much tact
as the pie,s Mcllorum.

Some think they're funny
some think they're witty,
some quite annoying
which is really a pity.

But at the end of the day
to stop us being bitter,
think of the alternative
we could be on twitter.

We all love our clubs
so shout it out loud,
no matter what,s said
we,re Hull and we're proud

FC do as bade Munchener Freiheit
Rovers are just..not very good

You should send some of these poems to the HDM letters page. No really

Getting ready for work but me hearts not in it
Leave the bike at home cos its windy init.

Rovers are red, Hull are black
You've got more money, a better ground, better squad and are still in the playoffs,
But in our petty minds your still =#FF0000Sticky-Sorry-AS cack

Oooouussshhhhhh.

I Like that

Rovers are red
Hudgell is Blue
Even bradford bulls
Have more money than you

For rovers season has been dire
How do we get out of the quagmire?

The seasons had its highs
We almost beat the pies

The seasons had it's lows
It kept us supporters on our toes

On the dark side of the city
They showed us no pity

The seasons at an end
But we'll still have the magic weekend

That win was handsome
Thanks to our friend Steve Ganson

When the cows go moo,
I think I'm feeling blue.

When the dogs go bark,
I think I feel quite dark.

When the ducks go quack,
I feel the urge of attack.

When the hens go cluck,
I think Darth, the silly...

Stolen.

I would say "adapted"

The off season,
is yet.
Young.
Better, will be,
to,
COME.

If were pinching poems it has to be Rick from the young ones classic poem .... Cliff cliff ...

"Virtual Wasteland"

Dull and Bleak,
People frightened to speak.

Lurking and meak,
Speachless. Weak.

[uKris[/u

Eyes blue
Temper red
Rusty hair
Freckled leg

They sat,
those heathens.
By the shore.

They burnt,
they crisped.

A blight.

They are diseased,
the pastor swore.

Cast them out,
the filthy swine
They hurt my eyes,
the pasty cankers.

Not white or pink or brown or black.
The blue hued gingers,
those sacks of cack.

I love the impact
I love the scrum
I love to sing out load
When the job is done

I love the strength
I love the skill
I love the passion
Which is displayed at will

I love my rugby
I really do
The rugby league family really is a credit to me & you

[uGoose[/u

Feathers white
Webbed feet
Vicious tongue
Sharp beak

I don't think it was your intention, but I like that.

You judge me unfairly.

[uDuck Letter[/u

Tap
Tap
Tap
£&!$!

Sticky Tippex ribbon

White noise crumple

Hmmm, what's for tea?

Forgotten.

Quack.

The problem at rovers is easy to stop
dump the dwarf and his sandycock
then sort out your forum and remove the puss
especially the one named barnabus

it must be i know sad to watch fc do well
and your own club do nowt but sell sell sell
but never mind and dont get upset
the dwarf hasnt sold you out ...YET

but as things get harder and less walk through the gate
you can all rely on hudge your mate
he always does everything for KR through the right channels
so why is that workman marking out parking for camels??

alas never fear HKR will always be there
for all their fans with webbed fingers and the silky bear
with a new stand to sit in but no one sat there
the new season for you looks dire but FC dont care.

and so onto a finish i will end to say
dont worry I am sure the hobbit will wave as he walks away
as he shakes the hand and recieves the cash
he will look into the new owners eyes and say "off you go you and your son you have a bash"

and across the city the west is all of a titter
cos the Robins are well and truly in the shhitter
but do not worry i ask you that
at least you will have got rid of one little tw&t

I like that.

It's all banter isn't it?
Friendly banter,
nothing to get worked up about.

It's all a joke,
tongue in cheek.
Just a laugh that's all.