Yeah that is the one.
Although if Wormy makes em I think i'll go elsewhere!!

I'm gagging at the thought of eating a pork pie

Hard boiled egg in the middle of a pork pie....acceptable or not?

A definate no from me.

Why?,lovely thick crust,thick juicy jelly,and pigs innards.Can`t think what you are on about.

Doesn't that make it a Gala Pie? Not for me either.

So, anyway, you're not [ifrom[/i Wharfedale, you don't [ilive[/i in Wharfedale, so why are you [icalled[/i Wharfedale?



One of those heinous vegetarian types innit.

She's (LRR) never had Pork in Cider, the kids are a Mary & Joseph style mystery.

It's that jelly stuff more then the meat. Not good.

You need a drum and cymbal for that.

Seriously.

The only way you could have left the house in a worse state would have been if you'd driven a herd of diarrhoea riddled cattle through it.

Grey meat is a must!

Darling! You know I don't [iclean[/i!

Why would I make the Pork Pies from the butcher in Preston whose wife makes them? Do you think I am his wife - he's about 75!

However, her Pork Pies are, indeed splendid. She must have a very special flick of her fingers when she rubs his lard and fat into the flour.

All wrong. That's a Melton Mowbray which is cured pork, a proper Yorkshire pork pie has pink meat.

Beans on toast & a glass of rose,(can't do the squiggy thing). I know how to live.

Much as I enjoy working, I am looking forward to retirement. Mortgage is paid off in 8 years, reckon another 10 years at work after that. Imagine how blooming excellent it would be:

On a freezing cold Tuesday November morning I could just wake up at leisure and get a little breakfast tray with a pot of tea and read the People's Friend.
Buy old people's stuff at M&S on a Friday dinnertime- fruit teacakes, Murray mints, sherry and easy to chew meat
Annoy younger people deliberately by going to town on a Saturday and bagging a table in a cafe whilst everyone else queues and then has nowhere to sit when they've bought their food, whilst deliberately avoiding eye contact.
Go for a shampoo and set at the hairdressers every week and sit under one of those driers
Complain about everything in an inappropriately loud voice
Actually look forward to a bit of gardening
Buy those hideous Mail on Sunday style ornaments and pay in instalments
Park a Yaris across 2 parking bays in the supermarket but pretend not to notice
Have one upmanship convos with other oldies about medical ailments/appointments and minor surgery.
Wear a smart hat.
Get to indulge grandchildren and hand them back out of control on sugar
Visit places you know you like on holiday

I actually already do some of these, but think definitely some aspirational lifestyle choices here.

"Little Lucy-Annalise smiles sweetly behind her plump little fingers. She's so shy, and really wants to go paddling with her brothers! See her blue eyes twinkling?"

SEND NO MONEY NOW!!!

dum-dum, a guy on the Sin Bin is having trouble with his light bulbs, I reckon your the one to sort it.

Nonsense. I order mine from a yorkshire butcher in Newport nr gilberdyke every year and its definatly a square 2lb pork pie. Just add pickalilly.(sp)

Ha. Picked that one out straight away.

Beautiful.

They're doing it wrong.

I'll bring you a proper one over for Christmas if you like, I'll be coming over to see me old Ma around the seventeenth.

Good call on the piccalilli.

Ooh, no. Definitely not grey - looks like it's off. Not too sure about those with dark reddish innards, either.

Not Good - any of these.



Extremely tempting.

What's happened here?



Blimey, Olivia Newton John has let herself go, a bit.

Would you class that as a threesome with fries?

I feel sorry for the fries.

The camera man is fat too, else he would have managed to get their feet in the shot.