You lot hate each other yet show some feeble mock solidarity when it comes to fighting lancashire. As I say, it's feeble.

When you get this Yorkshire republic can I make a suggestion for your national anthem? Theme from the Hovis Advert.

Was awesome singing that for about 10 minutes non stop at the Shay in the CC game earlier in the year.


I like fax fans though, on the whole.

Largo from Antonín Dvořák's New World Symphony, to give its proper name



And like most Yorkshiremen, he grew up in poverty, didn't visit London until he was in his forties, loved pigeons, had nine kids and died of a heart attack in his early sixties.

You Cheshire Tart.

Whys that Rich , coz if we win you know were coming to get you next Thursday night . We'll give you a head start though , how does a Country Mile sound .


The Vicar

Love it

What does that equate to though? If it's Callands version then it's a bit stingy as we will be playing off minus 12. If it's the accepted version then we may just scrape a win.

Anyway, can everyone stop trotting out this "country mile" crap. It's getting stale.

If the shoe was on the other foot you would be just as bad.



Thankfully for us Cullen doesnt make silly comments.

We will decide when it gets stale. It's literally a country galaxy away from getting stale yet.

Is this why you lot still laugh along with Bernie Clifton?

I don't know who that is.

True , but only because nobody else speaks ' Klingon '

And you love it so much you moved where?



Exactly!

Not true:

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' upstream Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam Mark Smith maj percentage tlhIngan maH!

................and on last week's performance, i have to agree with him.

I can't help being cosmopolitan

That ain't Klingon, it's pure Calderdale that is lad

!

Now is it 'that is' or is it 'is that'?

Cullen speaks perfect English. I'm not surprised that a Yorkist and a Leyther can't understand it, as it's hardly one of their strongest attributes is it?

Cullens' prose sparkles, and puts one in mind of Evelyn Waugh. As well as having the incisive, acerbic wit of Oscar Wilde, when he speaks it's positively lyrical. He is the Wordsworth of Rugby League.

You are a couple of philistines!




I suppose Stockport would seem like exotic travel to a Yorkshireman.

Stockport is the jewel in the ring of Manchester





I await further acidic comments...................

Too much ammunition, overload, overload!!

And Pepe - thanks once again for another gem of a sig