Poor old Ben Black he's been crap ever since the famous butter hands incident. He even gave us a repeat of his yellow dripping hands at the Stobarts of a tap penalty. We should get him in the hall of fame.

Comedy Gold from Toa's bum chum. You still bangin' Smithy or you moved on because he got married?

Well I like Ben Black.

Then again I like sponge fingers too, and Ben Black has ten of them.

Ah, the "other half" has chipped in and it's goodnight from him, and goodnight from her. A great double act but your "Ben Black" material is about as fresh as Bernie Clifton and his Osterich. Mind you, there's only limited material to go at, seeing as though our players are looking down at yours in the table.



All hail Ben Black - a legend and a class above anything the Mutants have.