I'll start it off.

A Trin fan and a Cas fan were driving head on one night and their cars collide . To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed. In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the wakey fan goes to the boot of his car and fetches a 12 yr old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Cas fan who exclaims, "May Wakey and Cas fans live together forever in peace and harmony" and then gulps down half the bottle. He goes to hand the bottle to the Wakey fan who replies, "No thanks, I'll just wait til the police get here!"

Older than me that one.

Whats blue and smells like yellow paint?


=#FF0000Thread can stay IF it does not go down hill fast and we don't get silly

Blue paint

Well i did give you an easy one to start with.


Whats big and grey and can't climb trees?

Whats black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

Hull fan impaled on a javelin!

whats the definition of 144 leeds fans

gross

Q how many mods does it take to change a light bulb ?

How many Huddersfield fans does it take to stop a moving Bus?

Joke for you:

Warrington fan rings up Wakefield ticket hotline and asks how much tickets are to stand in the uncovered wreck of a ground. Lady at Wakefield says "£20". Warrington fan falls off his chair

Reply:
Why don't you contact the Warrington ticket office and you can get them cheaper - wait a minute, they are selling them at full price.

why would Warrington buy tickets off Wakefield at £20 to sell them cheaper...I know you guys are about to leave the rugby league world for good, but we aren't a charity...

here's a joke for you,
One of Warringtons glory hunting band waggoner johnny come lately fans that never went to never mind remembers Wilderspool, makes everyone laugh with his supercilious comments regarding the stadium of a more famous club!

i have only missed 2 games at the halliwell jones stadium and seen twice as many as that at Wilderspool...doesnt make up for the fact the your club can't manage its way out of a paper bag, let along setting realistic ticket prices...

Course you have cockle!

Anyone who'd been around the game that long would have a lot more humility than you display and wouldn't make chavy a-hole comments you've made in your last two posts.

Well I have, so that is that.

For such a club that is more famous than Warrington, I find it very surprising the predicament your club is in..ripping off fans...is not the answer

Wakie on super league!!!

JOKE THREAD. Could only be on the wakie board

I don't believe you for the reasons stated.

Before making further comment on the management of Wakefield I suggest you go away and do a little research about why we've HAD financial troubles, it won't be hard just look at how Warrington struggled to compete pre-Moran/HJ.

As said earlier a little less ignorance and a lot more humility!

Can you fill in the blanks because that doesn't make any sense at all, I know you're growing up in a slang, gangsta rap, chav, text speak environment but that just means you have to try harder to climb out of the gutter!

Picture 57 from the bulls match.
The one under looking up saying "have you not heard of bic love"