....are we talking to?
A lad has just come into my boozer, off the train from Leeds, and says that on the TV on the train, it states we are in talks with 2 players. One is a NZ, and the other a Samoan.

What train company did he use, and where can I book a ticket from?!

I was thinking the same, tv on a train!!!!

Gravy Train?

Whoops. Pedant corner.

my apologies.
He got the train from Leeds to Wakefield, and probably meant in the station (pub perhaps).
Either way, the issue is not where the TV was, but the report.

Has leano got a club as yet. I don't know who it could be though.

I don't know, you get my hopes up and then dash them mere minutes later.

Are you Andy Glover?

Not the first time I've been called a mere minute dasher.

stag!