I hope we will put a light bulb in the toilets at our new stadium.

Very important the club budgets for that. They will need to budget for replacement light bulbs over the season as well.

There you are and a spare as well.
Use them wisely not readily available

how do you know someone was peeing on your feet if you can not see anything ? me personally would refrain from dark places where men are getting their tallywackers out and using them to such devastating effect i mean you would walk into the middle of a busy motorway ?

Two questions;

1. If it was dark how could you see the size of his member?

2. Why were you looking in the first place?



I suppose the club have been focusing all attention upon fixing puddles outside of the ground, looks like the will have to start inside now.


Oh, RebelRebel, class avatar.

I just hope its not Danril

OK, thank you for keeping us in the loo[ip[/i about your traumatic toilet experience.

You can have your fun with it on this thread, but don't let it dribble out onto every other thread on this board, or it will end up like "puddlegate", with the same, inevitable consequences..... and I'm not talking wet shoes here either.

my day surly can not get better

I do hope these are the energy saving variety

Very good point. We don't want Greenpeace kicking off.

I was thinking of the economics. I we use energy saving light bulbs then we could fritter the money away elsewhere.


An extra 5 minutes of watering the pitch for example- (NOT that the pitch needs it)

We would end up with puddles on the pitch as well as in the car park though.

Ah but unless SOE/WYWH is a player s/he wouldn’t have to cross over them so no issue there.

NO NO No we are not talking about being wasteful

if you held it underneath like when you were young instead of over the top now your getting older youd be able to see what you were doing then you could avoid wet feet

seems to me that not so long ago people were complaining that we had no toilets, now they want lightbulbs, just goes to show that some people will complain about anything.

So true.



In 10 years time, no doubt, we'll be hearing complaints like "they'd run out of heated towels" or "the bathroom attendant who offered me eau de cologne had dandruff on his collar".

No pleasing some people.

For £20 plus i expect to have a light bulb in the toilet.

Basic!!

I heard some floating fans discussing they wouldnt be coming back to belle vue as they couldnt see in the dark.

I heard one of them say someone had urinated via backlash on thir trousers. Not good.

Seems to me some of these people need to learn how to take a p[ii[/iss properly.

No amount of illumination from a light bulb will help them.

Do we need to get some halogen lamps in?

the new point scoring system for the next batch of franchises have been laid down as been laid down
they are as follows

1 Prices to be low enough to bankrupt club 1point
2 Fans to be able to run the club better 1 point
3 24 hour opening for club shop 1 point
4 programme sellers to look for every one without programmes and if needs be post them to there address 1 point
5 stocking surplus medium fitting shirts 1point
6 allow scrap metal merchants to rule the club 1 point
7 stop pre match entertainment because some dont like it 1 point
8 banning cheerleaders 1point
9 banning kids and walls
10 all ground toilets facilities must comply with minimum standards and have at least 2 40watt light bulbs , 2 ply bog roll with a minimum amount for 200 average sized men or 50 ruby Murry's.

i am now crapping myself for 2011

Don't worry - I'm sure the club will sort the required 'facilities' out in time for your evacuation!

dont tell the big news is a pack of bloody lightbulbs

Ok - I won't!

What chance the new stadium being christened the Stadium of Light?

Can someone please shed some light on this thread I'm about to PMSL and don't want to hit my shoes