I'd be more concerned about the floaters than the wet feet - how dark is it if they are missing the bowl they are sat on ?

you want to now WATT the problem is

Think I'll give lunch a miss today.

They may have mistaken the sink for the throne, and amongst the confusion the darkness was causing some supporters may have thought the warm, soft stuff was a new type of soap.

A poster p!ssed all over him self in the bogs outside the East stand because the light bulb had gone

Don't mean to lower the tone (imagine) but can you tell us how you knew they were floaters with no bulb?

I could hear them speaking.

The conversation went something like

person 1 'Enjoyed that first half, Demitri is playing well'

person 2 'Yeah i havent been for years brought my 11 kids from Eastmoor, wont be coming again though as there is no light bulb in the toilet'

Quite simply the best and most informed thing on here in ages, a sensible debate some witty reposts and good old fashioned english toilet humour, Id like to say that on sunday at half time i did urinate in the toilets mentioned and it resulted in a shoe splash, (right) this is perhaps because there was a draught, for which i wholly hold the club responsible, or because im left handed which I put down to genetics.

To rectify this I have been urinating in the wind all week by trying to get a medium shirt down the club.

of course when I have urinated at other more modern stadiums with such fangled facilities as lights splashes have never occured, although after wigan away earlier in the season some kebab dropped on to my shoe resulting in a severe chilli scorch, for which I hold the club totally responsible for winning and making me drink lots of beer.

I went to them said toilets at half time and guess what, i decided to spend a bit more energy in walking to another one

its not rocket science that if there's no light you use one of the others.

maybe we should take the roof off

do we know if its a screw in or a bayonet?

shouldn't the referee of called the game off due to bad light?

what the hell was he refereeing?

and here we are blaming th bulb, so to speak!
do we know the wiring and bulb holder are safe?

i demand an official club statment on this sorry state of affairs come on wtrlfc enlighten us!

Prior to Franny Stephenson returning to the club the gym at the ground had very few lightbulbs in it due to lack of funds.

if you listen really carefully the sound you here is windows breaking in every house in st helens and the buls being removed for sale at street corners near belle vue, the dulcet tones of "NEED A BULB MATE?" whispered from beneath their face masking hoodies.

heaven forbid anyone wearing a medium shirt or knife crime in the region may increase 100 fold overnight.

not only do you know every thing financial and player wise about our club now your a flaming expert in our light bulbs so im guessing you will be able to answer the burning question bayonet or not?

ooh pressure
can he pull it off, so to speak!

Halogen tubes was the issue in the gym.

they can be a bit tricky

bottles it!


he doesnt know mutley!
thats like saying what colour door did shaking stevens sing about and answering dont know but i know there was an old piano behind it.

assumed all halogen tubes were bayonett as it would be impossible to twist them in at both ends would it not?

so the real bulb question
is the bulb thats missing in the gents a bayonet or screw??

and its not best of two goes
your entire reputaion for club knowledge on the line!

Ive got it , it all makes sense now Franny came to club saw the gym in dire straits and stole the lights from the boggs to use in the gym . so on the face of it quel got p/@@ed on but the team is match fit . that will do for me in fact i think i will go and pee on somebody a week on Friday.

surely cant all be franny tho, cant see him getting in a medium shirt?

I know it's a little late in the day now, and with the murky conditions and general urinatory panic that ensued probably easy to say with hindsight, but.....


....did anyone actually try switching on the light switch?




No... don't tell me..... "it was too dark to find it"

now that is taking the pee