I am meant to look like him

So next time I'm in front of the bottle bar, I just need to look for an ugly, hairy fat waste of space clutching a heart-shaped photograph of Ryan Atkins?

So you have seen me before





So if you stand there for Wigan, you going to start a few songs?



"Slugger give us a song"

I'll be the tall bloke with greying hair in front of the dugouts pretending that I can't hear a word you are saying.

Jesus!
You poor lad.

As for players who had a career because they could kick goals there are two that stand out for me.

Darryl Halligan at Canterbury who also managed to play for NZ.
The winner though is Ross Conlon at Balmain, he was absolutely rubbish with ball in hand, made Offiah's defence look like Ray Prices and he also played for Australia during the eighties.