mmmm... Pot and kettle spring to mind

I hear strongbow are making a new drink based on the ingredients of drains and named it sewercider

I never claimed Keighley was an ''utterly charming'' place or anything along those lines.

I just feel that the town should control itself and take charge of itself rather than being seen as a mere part of Bradford.

I don't think Keighley is anywhere near as bad as people and the snobs like to think.

Aw, Connor, it was only a light-hearted reply! Like everywhere, Keighley has it's good and bad points.
Sometimes you have to live in a place to really appreciate it.
No offence!

Fair enough, I'm not offended.

Just making my position clear.