This one has......



She has massive eyes

So do you, with your incorrect 'Location' description. The apostrophe is not required and, shameful though it is, the BNP has not been elected to our domestic Parliament, but to the European one. There are various reasons for that, too numerous to go into here.

And magic powers

Well, if she went for a serve and volley with me, I'd smash her into the middle of next week. Then, I'd have full sex with her.*

jedi powers!

I'd use the force on that

She's not particularly attractive whatsoever but there are a couple of things that kind of blur that in all honesty

Simona is ranked #258 in the world. At tennis.

You mean she actually plays Tennis

She must be fit as f**k carrying those funbags around the court

She must be a weightlifter in her spare time