Nice of you to admit it.

Looks like it will be West Ham in the final with Arsenal. That will be fun to watch seeing a relegation cert up against a team thats nailed on to win it. Not seen a decent final in years!

World cup, fa cup, league cup, wafer, champions... When was the last quality final?

Everton v Rapid Vienna.

The hairiest man on tv has resigned from his role as football anchorman for Sky Sports.

Liverpool vs West Ham fa cup final about 5-6 years ago was decent, best team lost though. Obviously the Milan vs Liverpool CL final was probably the best final ever but can't off the top of my head think of anymore!

Or maybe not...................

I don't like Keys. I think he's a hairy tvvat with a thing for Mancs.

But I think resigning over this is a pu55y thing to do. A bloke would have told the PC brigade to **** right off.

If he'd said this on TV he'd deserve to be fired. No doubt about it. But an off-air comment between blokes talking about women? No way do you go for that. Be a man and stand up for yourself.

The only men who don't talk about women like that are gay.

87 cup final was excellent.

Even if its Birmingham in the final it won't be much better. Their only a point above relegation. Rather it be them than West Ham though

One of my favourites, personally. Think he talks sensibly and honestly, and has quite amusing delivery at times.

Liverpool 1-0 Fulham. Full Time.

www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011 ... -liverpool

www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011 ... -liverpool

I was probably abit harsh on him. He tends to say the same stuff all the time but has got better and he doesn't really fall in the "really irritating" category like the others I mentioned do

I agree about the others, but Andy Townsend would probably be my main pet hate of them. Couldn't even really play the game, I truly don't understand how he's supposed to be an expert. One of those who seems to have inexplicably stolen a living from football for no discernable reason.

Some of the names banded about to replace the two departed are funny. Paul Merson anyone? Steve Claridge? No? How about Jamie Redknapp and the sports guy from Radio One? Chappers or whatever his name is?

Get some fit women in to do it I say, they can then have a 'special' guest every week.

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Cannot be true. With Rodwell sat on the bench who we could flog to Manchester United in a heartbeat and the likes of Baines (Spurs), Neville (Spurs), Fellaini (Spurs) and Arteta (Spurs

) who would easily attract buyers, I can't see how it's possible.

i like merse, but he's not exactly articulate, looked to be struggling tonight

jamie is literally eye candy - Gullit, Souey and the like seem to treat him with contempt

alan smith is ok, but dull.

someone mentioned Garth Crookes......hopefully a wum

I have never ever heard a bloke talk about having sex with a woman as , "smash it", Ever. What does it mean

seems a bit more like a physical assault.

He did say it on TV and in public though, it might not have been broadcast but 3 other pundits, cameramen, lighting assistants, sound engineers, producers, editors all would have heard it. All the pundits looked a bit embarrassed and seemed to know it was beyond the Pale. Keys lack of awareness however seems to suggest it was not unusual behaviour from him.

there's only two that could fill their boots - the dream team of Jeff Stelling & Chris Kamara

WUM. Keys and Gray always slate us and a right up Chelseas ar'se.

Did you not go? Got season ticket haven't you?

Ben Shephard and Kammy should do it.

You've got the quote marks in the wrong place I think, just like Joey off friends. He has gone, there's no apparently about it. Whether he "resigned" or was sacked is another matter.

Not Shepherd, can't stand the bloke!