I would agree totally but I presume that would make me a "moaning woman", like the one behind Pie Eyed. If only all other parents had been concerned enough to provide such excellent guidance for their children - to encourage a change from 'hole' to 'b*mhole' would have made all the difference.

Although he looks like Cheryl Cole compared to Paul Potts at Warrington.

You would think that somebody would have a word and say "Listen your general fitness is woeful shape up or ship out"

they knew what they were getting when they signed him, which makes it even more baffling that they actually went for him.

As I said before he is wasting what could potentially be a great career. Salford should send him to the Royal Marines on a strict fitness regime and get him in some sort of decent condition!