Quote ="TV BOY"Rooney is in trouble after last night game. He's tested positive for a performance enhancing rug.
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Did you see in his after-match interview where he explained his goal 'celebration'?? It was a reference to Andy Carroll - who, just before the match started, had loaned him some 'product' to use on his 'hair'!!
Surely the only 'product' he should be using on that is a bit of Shake 'n' Vac??
