I see our signings are starting to make their way over but when is Tyrone Roberts coming as the pictures I saw when we signed him showed hes got a few pounds to lose, I dont want to keep calling him Chubby Roberts

stop calling him chubby roberts then, pretty simple.

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Yes Rotund Roberts sounds more PC

someone said he looked like Mr Tumble... i cant shake that image now. This signing has been completely ruined for me.

So he's already over then. He was at the Christmas lights switch on.

tumble roberts?

He'll go down well with the kids then.

Come on boys and girls, you sign " pass from brown to jack hughes"

oohhh... i know this one, is it..

<looks a floor, shakes head slowly>

*Brown looks to shift the ball to Hughes*

*Roberts runs between them*

"Waiiiiiiiiiit"

To be fair, if you watch the highlights reel ‘tubby’ the way he actually looks anyway... if he can reproduce that form here, tubby or not I’ll be very happy.

As long Mr Tumble doesn’t have a get-out clause inside his spotty bag as soon as he feels the winter weather.

you sign "homesick, family"

no, not 'approached by an nrl club' that's wrong,

no way tumble Roberts is going home for a bigger paycheck though is there?

we are paying him more than he will get in the NRL..... thats why he has turned down NRL teams to come here.

he has come for the money....which im more than happy with... so dont expect any homesickness stories..... he is here to earn big dollars and stay.

yes Sandow left..... but he is an absolute nut case.... i think we will get a good few years out of Roberts.

I've got a mate who could aquire a liposuction machine they could install at the club...
He has contacts to clonic irrigation equipment too.
We could use that as motivation?
That'll sort the shat out of the squad for sure...in one way or another.

This post lost any credibility with the first 4 words...


Joking, obviously.

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