I know these guys get some bad raps on this forum, but I had a problem earlier on this week and I can't speak highly enough about the people and the help they gave me.

Due to an error on my account, I never received my renewal form for the 6 months DD for the season tickets. I missed the deadline by a week, so having explained the issue, the staff were more than happy to accomodate me. They sorted out the error, and told me to come into the club shop before 5pm Monday just gone to get it sorted. I got there and was given all the paperwork, filled it it, and they said they would get it sorted the following day.

Much Kudos to Wolfware.

You say that WireFanatic III, I went in on Tuesday and asked them for 4 free season tickets for the East Stand and they weren't very helpful.

Maybe, you just have to catch them on the right day.

Aye, I guess it's just one of those things.

Shop is useless. I merely mentioned the prospect of 'stinkfinger' to an attractive girl behind the till and I was
removed from the shop.

No way to treat a real fan that!

I'd like you to do that, (sort of).

Next time you go, go into Wolfware and say to the woman "Hiya, I called earlier, the lady who I spoke to said that she's put me to one side one adult & one junior for Wakefield, yep, South. Also, she's put me behind the till a crotchless thong, I think there was only one 12 left soooo ..."

Just see who goes red first, you or her.

I'd put money on it being me pal. Just as you say 'crotchless' you see her punching 999 into the phone.

Although I have pushed boundaries before, just for bets or dares etc etc. We've all done it jwp! I was once asked to find a way of incorporating a sex pest noise into a conversation with a real but unknown person. So on arriving in kfc, and when the girl asked, 'what would you like sir?', I responded, much to the girl's utter shock, by rolling my eyes back and saying, 'Anything that makes me go uuurrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!'.

There was alcohol involved in my defence.

I hope it wasn't the drive through!

what did she give you?

I used to work with the fella, he was alright, bit full of himself. He'd sort of dropped a pal at work in it like. Our building was massive, like a big horseshoe. He sat at the other end to me. Anyhow, all our top brass were in, boardroom job etc. I called his phone, put on a really common Warrington accent and just said :

"Aright mate, I'm from Waterfields. I've got a buffet order for 16 i'm waiting to deliver. I'm out of salmon bites, just wondered if you want chicken bites or pork sticks instead ... ?"

It couldn't have gone any better when he just said, "Hang on, gimme a min, I'll go and ask ..."

I watched him fast walking all the way towards me, then past me, my shoulders just bobbing up down. Then that quiet 'tap' knock on the boardroom door, obviously I couldn't hear what he said, but when he shut the door behind him, he was red as hell. It was so juvenile, but amazing like.

Like you, you & your pals must have laughed your balls off when out of KFC.

* This has totally derailed WireFanatic's thread, feel free to delete/move etc. (Sorry).

Classy stuff. Sometimes you just have to be juvenile! I can imagine his face when nobody responds in the boardroom.

It also just dawned on me that we have majorly derailed this thread. Infact, what the hell were we even talking about initially?

Apologies to WireFanatic.

A look of astonishment. I'm not sure she could even believe what I had just done. .

Task complete!

Getting back to Wirefanatic's post, I have read and heard many people slating Wolfware. There was an issue with last season's shirts (peeling logos etc) that seemed to be a heated topic. The staff at the shop were talked about a lot, but to echo Wirefanatic, I cannot praise the staff enough.

Personally, I am not a season ticket holder (I work shifts and cannot guarantee being off for every match - thank god for Wire FM!!) so I have to buy as I go, and have been able to by stroke of fortune, attended every home match since Wigan '09. My wife is disabled, and we have specific requirements. The staff in the shop are friendly, chatty, and will help whenever possible to make our visits as enjoyable as they can be. They are the first face of Wolves for a lot of customers, and I think they are great ambassadors.

The whole shirt business last year was the fault of ISC, not the staff at Wolfware. Thankfully this season's are miles better.

once post match (wilderspool) a few of us went into mcdonalds on bridge st, ordered some food which took some time to come, the girl who gave me the order said "sorry about the wait", to which i replied... "don't worry about it i've always been this size!" she didn't know where to put her face! much hilarity amongst my companions didn't help her either..