Just wondering if any of you lot are on Twitter, and whether there is a Twibe for Wire fans?

i twitter davidbirch if you wish to follow my actions

Ive never even visited the place, what's it all about

Is it any cop, Betty? I keep getting invites from you but ultimately I don't know if I can be bothered with anything else, I'm happy enough with Facebook.

I'm the same, don't think I can be bothered with both.

You'd be good JWP on Twitter. I can imagine your updates now.

"Sat upstairs eating wotsits and obsessing about my bits again"

If you're thinking about one, you're thinking about the other, they are quite similar.

Similar in what way? Size or pungency for you?

Facebook is so last year

Size, one thing it is, is clean. Smelly willies are bad.

I'm a grower not a show-er.

You know the horrible stuff you get off Wotsits, the orangey crispy bits on your hands, is that what happens when you itch your nose ?

i think if you get a lot of friends its pretty similar to facebook apart from no poking and all the games/applications.

i enjoy following famous people like Jimmy & Alan Carr, Jason Manford etc and seeing what the rich and famous get up too

in simple terms, if your a nosy bugger like me its great. I like them both.

LOL. Alas it is true.

Seriously I really don't know where this false tan thing has come from. It's pure fantasy and make believe, a bit like your love life (excluding your hula hoop shenanigans).

I bet your fans with loads of Liverpool players on Facebook.

no mate, most of the famous people on facebook are not real, i am fans of Meena from Shameless, she is damn hot

I'm not sure. Perhaps it stems from your TV appearance when you looked like Jodie Marsh.

You will be up there with the celebs soon, when DJ Birchy takes off.

I had the moobs then, undoubtably.

well you never know, i'm happy just entertaining the North West at the moment. Remember to check out my 2nd appearence on 1 vs 100 this weekend when i make it down to the final 7.

You ever thought of signing with an agency, were with one based in Liverpool, you get better money.

Seconded.

Thirded, the episode a few weeks ago was what the Pause Live TV function was made for.

I have a thing for Debbie from Shameless. Cannot explain it.

Would you like me to explain it for you.

Be my guest.

yeah it went through my mind. I enjoy working when i want to work as i also have a 9-5 and having built up a good reputation i have got enough work to keep me happy. Money wise once you take away the commision given to these agencys i don't think i'm too far away with what i end up with in my hand after tax. I'm not cheap you know. I like to think i'm competetive. If something happened to my "proper" job then i would probably sign up and work all week doing the DJing but at the moment it's still a hobby more than a job. It gets me away from the missus at the weekends



you never say never though LWF