Oh the lovely Audrey. Utter class and grace and delicate beauty. A proper girl who I'm sure never visited a Greggs, wore grey stained jogging bottoms, had the names of her offspring and her nana tattoed on various unpleasant patches of flesh and feel the need to cake herself in so much make up you'd need a trowel to apply it.

How I'd have loved to slap Henry Higgins in the face in "My Fair Lady" and whisk Aud off to erm protect her.

I'll throw Sharon Tate into the mix, god bless her and Tiswas' very own Sally James. Sell your junk on Noel Edmonds multi-coloured swop shop if you want, my youth was spent praying an errant custard pie copped Sally square in the funbags and unleased a tsunami of hormones.

2 words “LEATHER WAISTCOAT”!

Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (she was 19).

Quality Captain but better as Jessica 6 in Logans Run imo

My dad liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella. Well,I think he liked her in anything to be honest........ in fact if I am brutally honest, I think he would have preferred her in nothing at all.

Back on topic Wane rumours gathering pace on Twitter.

Charlie you are a one ha ha

What’s the rumour, I don’t do Twitter

Wane's cup of tea is Felicity Kendall from the Goodlife, headscarf, dungarees and a bit grubby.

On topic and managed to give me a frisson at the same time (Fliss not Wane).

Sally Carr (‘Middle of the Road)
Sheila Ferguson (Three Degrees)
Pans People

I was only a young lad but my old man seemed to take an interest in Top of the Pops.

A very interesting assortment of lovely ladies being mentioned on this thread.



As a child growing up in the late 70's, early 80's, can I throw in the following,

Sigourney Weaver (especially those final few scenes in Alien)
Claire Grogan (Gregory's Girl & the whole Altered Images period)
Debbie Harry.
... oh and the various women who modelled the ladies underwear in the Freeman's catalogues

Jenny Seagrove - as an 18 year old diving into a swimming pool in Local Hero.
Mind you even now she's pretty tidy!!
Lucky Bill Kenwright - that's all I say.

Doesn't matter if she can coach RL

Thinking back, I used to have a poster of Bridget Bardot on my bedroom wall. My dad didn't seem to mind too much!

Rachel Welch in a fur bikini in "1 Million Years BC"

Or as a leather clad, whip wielding slave driver in "The Magic Christian". Yummy.

You would think having paid such close attention to the poster you would have spotted her name is Racquel!

I think Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies is worth a mention.

How has nobody mentioned Carrie fischer in return of the jedi?

Have to say the mature years Hatty Jacques always floated my boat

In the words of Baron Victor Frankenstein
"Oh my God. What have I created?"

On page 7 of this thread, I humbly suggested that Mr Watson MAY be getting ideas above his station, regarding NRL work, so, ergo, I remarked I MAY stand a chance with the fragrant Ms Reid.....
Umpteen posts later, and it's a pubescent boy's wish list. 60's icons, 70's TV totty

So. As a bumbling 51 year old, I'll bring it back to present day.....
As recently seen on Richard Osman's House of Games, two ex Blue Peter "hotties", now in their 60's (both with their hair up) .... Janet Ellis and Sarah Greene..... WOWSERS.

"Here's something I prepared earlier".



They wouldn't give Clark a contract extension

Janet Ellis always had a Geography teacher come hither your homework is appalling allure. At the risk of turning this into "Confessions of an RL fan", she also has an extremely attractive daughter in Sophie Ellis Bextor who, I've often mused over a port n lemon, is probably a right handful and no mistake.

Has Steve price been on the phone to thank you for derailing the crap out of this thread yet?

"I think there's some positives we can take from lefty's ramblings. The main one being slipping in the contract extension of " Jase" Clark, without anyone noticing.

Can I have another contract extension, too"?