1. a badly poured pint or served in an old style cheap glass when it's supposed to be in a fancy premium one
2. getting home ( 6 miles across town) to find the gravy missing from the kfc mega bucket
3. pundits / expert panelists aka 'cants' (in a cockney accent)
4. people who chat away to you one day then totally blank you the next
5. text / chat style lazy non-grammar
6. interviewers / tv hosts who ask "how does it feel....." all the time
7. check in and the boarding gate for ryanair - the whole experience in fact
8. whinging
9. call out charges - the cheek of it - expecting to be paid for coming to price up a job and saying they'll deduct it from the final bill (actually happened several times to my 86 yr old granny)
10. forum posting just to get up the ranking

ha ha ha I've just moved up the ranking to strong running second rower. I've been stevos armpit for at least 12 months

John Cena and Randy Orton.

NOT Just me it happens to then,Ring them up and they say "Are you sure its not there"???I think they do it on purpose cos they know how dry the chips are!!

People who drive their cars too close to the back of you and then get in a fury of rage when you brake because they have to slam on.

Conversly, If there is one joy in driving on a motorway in a morning, its stopping s from lane jumping to advance their position in traffic by speeding up to block their indended path and watching them slip backwards in the que. Knobs.

Davina McCall
Big fat gypsy wedding.... why oh why does the mrs watch this.... i might enjoy it if it was 'big fat gypsy funeral'.
Abba 'he will be with you in a minute... he is on his way' taxi's
The youth of today
Politicians
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Bill Kenwright

The traffic lights on the slip road of the Birchwood junction of the M62, which have just been switched back on, resulting in mega tailbacks.

Helmets in the above slow moving traffic jam, that don't keep up with the car in front. This morning, some whopper must have left a 200 yard + gap between himself and the car infront. You don't have to be next to his exhaust pipe, just keep up.

Every young female in the country having the same Amy Winehouse or Paris Hilton hairdo (have your own style, don't copy a druggie or a lame brain).

Radcliffe and Maconie being replaced by an indie obsessed dullard

The media creaming themselves over Rooney again, just because he's scored.

TV voiceovers in strong regional accents

People who drive in the middle lane on motorways when the inside lane is empty

People who don't indicate when turning

People who don't say "Thanks" when you hold a door open for them (It costs nothing you ignorant barstewards!)

A lack of good manners in general.....



Anne Robinson

Reality TV

TV shopping channels

Rolling news channels

This country's obsession with 'celebrities' who are only famous for being famous!

er, that's it for now...........

The people who didn't make a Third series of REAPER

'Have a nice day'
Petrol prices - just been increased by 25% in Qatar (now is ~18p a litre)
Obsessive Sky News coverage
Comb-overs
Blokes with mail-order brides
Tennis fans, that are fans during Wimbledon only.
Yawnion fans that are fans during 6 nations only.

that yorkshire advert for plusnet broadband.

"when i say yorkshire... what comes to mind? thats right.. super quality broadband, yorkshire pudding and heaven 17"

actually NO

the correct answer is the yorkshire ripper, jeffery boycott and inbreeding.

True story time

When that advert came on, my wife who is originally from Chesterfield (which is commonly mistaken for South Yorkshire) said

Tight barstewards, brass bands and

inbreeding

Things that [uused[/u to drive me crazy and extremely annoy me:

Celebrities
Reality television
Alan Carr
Russell Brand
Ricky Gervais
Cliques
Drivers with no consideration for others
People who turn into jibbering morons when within sight of a television camera
People who delete you off Facebook/ignore you completely without giving you a reason why
The M62
Traffic jams
People who take advantage of someones good nature
ABC/NBC/CBS Television
Radio 1 (especially Moyles & Mills)
Pete Pinnington
Radio Breakfast Shows (less garbage chat/games and more music please)
Go Compare adverts
Jonathan Ross
Gordon Ramsey
Soaps (and people who think they are real)
Rugby Union
Jim White
Lottery winners (always seems to either be OAP's, chavs or syndicates)
Citrix Servers
Keyboard warriors
Lack of Rugby League coverage in newspapers
Ryan Bailey
Having to deal with whinging, complaining southerners in work
The horrificly bad UK version of Pardon The Interrpution (Steve Bunce and Mark Chapman v Tony Reali, Tim Cowlishaw, Woody Paige = no contest)
Sidney Crosby
Dallas Cowboys
Gethin Jones (for going out with Katherine Jenkins)
The ARL Board
The BDO v PDC debate
Peter Kay

Now, I'm that laid back I'm practically horizontal.

NOOOOOO. Don't give these idiots the idea that they can use the inside lane. That's where I drive. I love it when I drive to and from work on the 62, when I'm a respectable distance from the guy in front, and there's nothing behind me for half a mile, but there's 30 odd cars in the middle lane, some of which could easily go in the inside lane.

And some more
People who say "wake up and smell the coffee"
"push the envelope"
Nick #oo@ing Knowles (DIY SOS)
BBC3 (might as well call it ChavTV)
Vanessa Feltz

Workers in shops who always say "Do you need any help?" If I needed help then I'd ask for it!
People who quit on Fifa 11 when they're losing...

Deep breath...

Piers Morgan
'New comedy' (Particularly James Corden)
Loose Women
People who read magazines to find out what's going to happen in said Soap Opera but then goes on to watch it anyway
Misuse of apostrophes
People who buy every Apple product because they think it'll make them cooler
Adrian Chiles
Smokers
'Characters'
Jim Beglin
People who don't indicate at roundabouts
People who turn up to a shop at 5:55 when it closes at 6
The GEZtapo
People who go to Ibiza to 'rave'
People who order frappe latte macchiatos or whatever the hell they are... You're from Shorpe, not Milan.
People who dress-up dogs
Orange people (Sunbed induced)
Children in Restaurants, or anywhere really...
Traffic lights at night
Getting on the train to Warrington from Manchester and then realising it stops at Trafford Park/Chassen Road etc.
The south
50mph speed restrictions on the motorway
Richard Hammond

oh oh oh i forgot this

Can't believe i forgot this

MY BIGGEST GRIPE EVER

[size=200People who don't 'get' [uIRONY[/u[/size

Yed, how would you define irony?

Fe- Y

One that popped up at the game tonight :

People who go to the game, and don't actually watch! They just mess around all game and irritate others, why pay money to go if you're not going to watch the game?

1 that I don't think that's been mentioned, blokes who use the toilets for a p!ss when there's plenty of cubicle's free! what's all that about?

Only got to page 4 so didnt read all of this so this may have been listed already, the one thing that really really gets on my tits are people who wear jeans half way round there thinking it looks good. FFS Geordie please don't start doing it

Had nt really thought about that before!!