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I'd put money on it being me pal. Just as you say 'crotchless' you see her punching 999 into the phone.
Although I have pushed boundaries before, just for bets or dares etc etc. We've all done it jwp! I was once asked to find a way of incorporating a sex pest noise into a conversation with a real but unknown person. So on arriving in kfc, and when the girl asked, 'what would you like sir?', I responded, much to the girl's utter shock, by rolling my eyes back and saying, 'Anything that makes me go uuurrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!'.
There was alcohol involved in my defence.'"
I used to work with the fella, he was alright, bit full of himself. He'd sort of dropped a pal at work in it like. Our building was massive, like a big horseshoe. He sat at the other end to me. Anyhow, all our top brass were in, boardroom job etc. I called his phone, put on a really common Warrington accent and just said :
"Aright mate, I'm from Waterfields. I've got a buffet order for 16 i'm waiting to deliver. I'm out of salmon bites, just wondered if you want chicken bites or pork sticks instead ... ?"
It couldn't have gone any better when he just said, "Hang on, gimme a min, I'll go and ask ..."
I watched him fast walking all the way towards me, then past me, my shoulders just bobbing up down. Then that quiet 'tap' knock on the boardroom door, obviously I couldn't hear what he said, but when he shut the door behind him, he was red as hell. It was so juvenile, but amazing like.
Like you, you & your pals must have laughed your balls off when out of KFC.
* This has totally derailed WireFanatic's thread, feel free to delete/move etc. (Sorry).
