... is my girlfriend. (Yes, that's right, I'm not batting for the other side after all

). Now, with this in mind, I want you all on your best behaviour (More difficult for some than others I recognise). Failing that, as loud and as positively proud as possible. You never know; my girlfriend's first ever game of RL, despite being away at KR on rain and windswept afternoon might actually be a good one... I know you can do it =#FF0000Red faithful, just look at the fun we had at Leigh away that infamous night way back when.

So even if you can't muster the old enthusiasm you once had for the team, do it for RP and his girlfriend.



=#FF0000[size=200RED ARMY[/size! (The real rugby league red army, not the imitation from out east in the capital of 'err nerr' country.)

As Butchers Dad says on the "our dear Angela" thread.



You ain't fooling anybody mate

Coooooooeeeee Hiya big boy

The first game I dragged the mrs to saw us 36-0 down at HT away at Saints and she has been a Red ever since so it is possible!

Caravan Park tho??? Even I can't bring myself to attend on Sun.

All this incredibly witty banter and there's not a soul cept me and thee here to appreciate such brilliance.

For those reading later, trust me live this was comedy genius LOL

I wasn't joking!



T'was a shame Stokey spoilt your post but yeh, I agree. ha.


Stokey mate... I fear this Sunday will be a true test of our relationship. That said, we're off to Barcelona the day after. Barcelona; Like Hull but without the Humber Bridge.

Spoiling is what I do!

If you gave my mrs the choice of Hull or Barcelona she would choose Hull, I ain't joking. That place and her just don't get on. I'll explain the reason sometime, although it could make a useful travel tip for you.

You forgot without

The smell,
The Huffers,
Dodgy accents,
Inbreeding,

They have all the above at Barceloneta beach...

Sounds ominous. :s



"A dernt knerr wha' ya mean..." "Crairven Paaark 'as kerka kerla and a smirkin' ban. Proper modern."

She just had a bad experience. Still a quality city and well worth a trip.

Hull Kingston Rervers should be renamed

I can hear it now; "rerva's - rerva's - rerva's..."

I'll be there in fine voice as usual my friend, 9.07 train with the "Hardcore Reds"



Just lets hope its a marked improvement on last week, that's all we can ask. Well that and just win Salford its that easy all you have to do is win and everyone's happy



RED ARMY!!

Will you and your brother give over with the hardcore jibes. I recognise my weakness in taking a mid season holiday but I'm the one that has to live with it... No need to rub it in as it hurts enough.

Quick tip if I may.

New Mrs + 23:30 on a Friday = sexy time, NOT chit chatting away to us social retards

I wouldn't worry my then girlfriend (now wife) 1st game was a funbus to hull and a 84-6 defeat, she came back the next week I'm still convinced salford were testing her that day just to see if she was in it for the right reasons.

I also wouldn't worry about people behaving, I've witnessed dramatic changes in behavior in our group in the last 7 years with the influx of ladies becoming match going reds from ladish bordering on hooliganistic behavior to now sitting and having mini agony ant sessions, I'm not saying the ballooning has stopped you just find they do it in their own time not yours.

Oh and you will get deano telling you that you are. " finished" on a regular basis, best plan is to start a conversation about your wife, marrage or kids or all three he will react like superman does to kriptonite and leave you to enjoy the rest of your day with the two loves in your life

it dont matter about you lot coz ... we all ate ull-we all ate ull

safe journies!!!

Thanks for that but, she's a posh one. Resides in a Hertfordshire village 40 mins east of Cambridge. However, she arrives at 4.30pm today so no talking Turkey until at least 4.35pm.

STAMINA!

I like coming on the Turkey as it allows me to keep tabs on what Red Preacher has been upto.

Just a hint of sarcasm by any chance Walshy? Most unlike you.