Beat me to it!

"It's (or they need to get back to) basic rugby league football".

Forwards need to lay the platform

JD is a god and we still make offerings to him on pex hill at the summer equinox


i should point out btw, that im not being critical of stevo with this thread, i find him amusing for the most part. at least he is enthusiastic. commentators of other sports could learn a thing or two. i just think its amusing to keep a tally of how absurdly often he comes out with his signature phrases.

Stevo is a berk. He consistantly show a lack of understanding of the rules and often seems to see things that don't occur or misses things that do. The expert analyst should teach people like you and I about the finer technicalities of rugby league. The only thing thing I have ever learnt from Stevo is a host of words that he's made up - "You can see the tackler just REEFED the ball out." Its not even a ing word, Stevo! Stop saying it!

Also, has there been a week yet that Eddie hasn't said "That's mana from heaven!"? That seems to be a favourite this season.

your righteous indignation has given me the giggles

Stevo on Friday

Thomas Leuluai drops the ball from the kick off – Stevo: “Leuluali, really has struggled this season to get in top form”

Ten minutes later, Leuluali sets up Tomkins try – Stevo: “Boy, he’s in fine form”

will be FURIOUS!


Its as simple as that.

He doesn't call both halves 'stanza' - only the '2nd stanza'

Doesn't that come from this, though?



So instead of 'reefed the bit', it's 'reefed the ball'?

Nerves will play it's part !

"Leeds would have mortgaged Headingley to get that penalty"

3 letters.
T.
R.
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I honestly think he has to buy eddie a pint everytime he actually says the word and he is a tight git!

Has he said "he's a big unit is the big feller" yet this year?

he seems to be going overboard with the 'skill factor' this season

but overall, he's amusing, and he obviously loves the game ...

don't get me started on Eddie though ...

Planned move !

What made me laugh the other night was Eddie saying that wigan were taking a 'quick tap', when they'd already had one go at it and been brought back by the ref



I'm fed up of people being 'deemed', commentary using the future tense for something that's actually happened; hearing how Stevo can read minds "X realises...", his musings as to when a side are going to "confuse" the defence, send out (very confusing) messages, or just 'come on'. Overall though I find them very irritating!

dont forget, every scrum half is........."the little halfback"


my best eddie / stevo moment was at the old wilderspool ground, it was half time, and a good looking young scantily clad female was doing acrobatics.........


eddie said " stevo, i'd like to see you have a go at that "

stevo replied " you DO mean the cartwheel"??


classic

or

'a set move'

or

'a set move from the base of the scrum'

or

'They've got to get the link going'

or

'The Full Back chiming in'

Keep it going Stevo

or

'a set move'

or

'a set move from the base of the scrum'

or

'They've got to get the link going'

or

'The Full Back chiming in'

Keep it going Stevo

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my favourite Barry Mac moment was in a thursday night game last season when trying to explain tactics - he came out with "well Bill,it's not rocket surgery".........

'(insert dummy half) hasn't gone it alone yet, well he now?.... No, he goes wide'

I remember Barry Mac once saying something along the lines of "he's clearly injured his shoulder there that's why he's limping"

Must have been for a bet

Barry Macs greatest(s) -

'What on earth is a WKD???'
'Wingers are just muscular linesmen!'

yeh,remember that one

the other one I recall from Barry Mac (maybe it's well known 'up north' ?) is the expression "Meat Pie" (try) then followed by "with chips" (plus conversion).

Stevo moments :

"it's time to put up the tent and park the camels" (game over,play for time) or,

"it's up the jumper time"

classics