The Weird OP seems to have something about spelling out the first names of players in full.

Vete is a prop not a centre. You're slipping.

If Samuel Tomkins comes in at 6 for England then you are forced to bring in Zachary Hardaker at full back, which could create problems in the 2017 World Cup in Australia. Sydney is a well known habitat for people who are openly and celebratorily homosexual, and Zachary may well go berserk during his nights off in Darlinghurst and Kings Cross.

If Hardaker is not to your taste you could always pick Stefanopoulos Ratchford.

Well at least he could enjoy the Greek restaurants in Darlinghurst, without feeling uncomfortable in the way that Zachary would be.

Maybe Tomkins needs to go to six. I mean, he's played well at full back for the Warriors. But given that of all the SL "stars" joining the NRL, Tomkins was broadly touted as being the best of them - and yet he has yet to eclipse the performances of Burgess(es?), Graham - maybe even Gareth Ellis.

To be honest, I never figured Tomkins to be a full back. That said, Wigan didn't seem to like him at six.