I remember the glory days of special celebrity guests like Gareth Gates' sister, MC Wiggy from the hit man and her and - as recently as last year- local celebrity snake Ethel the python.

However, I feel we have fallen behind while our local rivals are upping their game.

I now wake up to the news that internationally famous Katie Price - only the best known model in the world - is to turn out at cougar park on Sunday... [urlhttps://www.keighleynews.co.uk/news/17738868.katie-price-to-star-at-keighley-cougars-pride-event/[/url

We need to up our game before it's too late. Can't that bloke off dinner ladies get one of his London friends to appear?

I find this very disrespectful, as I graciously put in a personal appearance, free, every week, which is why we get the biggest crowds.

MC Wiggy. What a day that was.

Odd on a minute, we did get the occasional 'True' Gold standard celeb as well. Tony Hadley, for instance..

Who's scraping the barrel more in that scenario; Keighley or Katie?

Hang on, IIRC we actually had THE Gareth Gates walk on the pitch before a game in his prime during BullMania.

He got booed on and off the pitch, mind you.

Good initiative for sure - all for pride and inclusivity. However KP is a confusing selection of headline act for two reasons:

1. She's had more c*ck than....well....most
2. She can't sing

If I were active in the pride movement I'd be questioning whether I felt KP represented me, and I'd say that's a big fat no.

Didn't we have the Madness warbler Suggs back in the mists of time ?

I do distinctly remember the boy band 911 being pre-match entertainment in the not to distant past

Lesley's Wig for me

We should have got Kerry Katona there on Sunday.
Im sure then we could have worked some social media marketing campaign with Keighley regarding whos got the most desperate old tart. It would deffo have raised the profile for.both games!!

I do remember Suggsy playing at one of the play-off finals at Old Trafford where he cracked ti immortal line, I'ts great to be back at Old Trafford - last time I was here they frew me aht….

We had Carol Decker too - not biblically you understand....

Well the old slapper has cancelled on Keighley this morning. Im not sure who has had the luckiest escape!

"According to her agent, BigBang talent..." made me titter https://www.keighleyonline.co.uk/commun ... pride.html

"According to her agent, BigBang talent..." made me titter https://www.keighleyonline.co.uk/commun ... pride.html