Pretty much this...

At the moment I'm not intending to go, but I might suddenly decide to trot along at 2.00 pm on Sunday. But my interest in all things Bulls is ebbing away faster than Marc Green's credibility

I don't know why anyone is expecting to get anything out of this game to be honest. I'm expecting to get thrashed.

I still don't know if I can be bothered going. Will probably make the call depending on how I feel on Sunday. Totally disconnected from the club at the moment and if I didn't pop on here occasionally or see things on social media, I'm not sure I'd have any interest at all.

Squad out. Certainly not lacking in size with 6 props. No Moore, Oakes or Mendeika.

Squad: Smith, Campbell, Chapelhow, Davies, Halafihi, Hallas, Keyes, Kirk, Lilley, Macani, Magrin, Oledzki, Peltier, Pickersgill, Pryce, Rickett, Roche, Ryan, Thomas

I'd go:

Thomas
Campbell
Ricketts
Ryan
Macani
Pryce
Lilley
Margrin
Hallas
Oledzki
Roche
Smith
Chapelhow

Keyes
Davies
Kirk
Peltier

www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/article/ ... ry-update- Good luck understanding that.

www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/article/ ... ry-update- Good luck understanding that.

London:

Sadiq Adebiyi
7. William Barthau
20. Michael Channing
9. James Cunningham
5. Kieran Dixon
18. Ben Evans
33. Lewis Foster
12. Matt Garside
23. Matt Gee
11. Daniel Harrison
10. Mark Ioane
1. Elliot Kear
17. Mark Offerdahl
13. Jay Pitts
4. Adrian Purtell
16. Junior Roqica
6. Jarrod Sammut
24. Alex Walker
2. Rhys Williams

Adebiyi is number 28 btw.

Are Hellewell and Pewhairangi injured?

Translation: Ross & James are out of sticky plasters and Savlon.





Injured "against Bradford's defeat to Sheffield". Erm... No sorry I can't help with that one.

My favourite bit is 'both are out of medical equipment are following through the rehabilitation procedure'. WHAT???



I'm convinced that the website is being written by someone who can't speak English, or at the very least doesn't have English as their first language. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't using a site such as Fivrr to get someone (most probably from India or Singapore) to write the website for five quid a time.

It's actually gone beyond embarrassing now

It is. Why not link up with Bradford Uni and get some students to do it for free.

Unbelievable isn't it. It makes no sense. It really is like they've got an Eastern European in who's only been in the country 6 months and picked up a basic understanding of the language. Although I'm led to believe it's actually a graduate that they have (in Media, Journalism or something similar). If that is true, the standards of his University are clearly far too low.

I'm beginning to like the press releases, it's kind of like a teatime teaser where you have to decipher the code. If Oakes has been taking care of the players treatment, could that explain why they're taking longer to heal? Perhaps we should hire a proper physio?

Pewhairangi yes, no news on Hellewell.
Both huge misses for us, along with Bienek, who has been smashing everyone in his way of late.

Hope I'm wrong but I fear a narrow defeat.

22-18 to you lot!

I can definitely see the hallmark of Google Translate in there.

Everything's there, though not necessarily in the same context or right order. At the end of the day it only needs a bit of proof reading, for god's sake, it's far from difficult.

Best idea yet! Surely will go a long way to helping if anyone doing a journalism degree

The last press release is the best one yet. It's clearly translated from something. But from what? That is the question.

And who wrote it originally?
It's kind of gone beyond annoying now and into just plain baffling.

What I don't understand. People at the club MUST be aware of the god awful releases. Every time one comes out they get barraged from every angle, including the Facebook and Twitter posts that they can't help but see the comments. And yet it still happens for every single release.

If the media bloke is this bad at it and they're presumably paying him peanuts so don't want to lose a cheap worker, then just get someone to proof read everything before it's posted. It wouldn't even take someone that intelligent to spot some of the mistakes. Hell, the bloke who writes it could probably proof read his own stuff and spot some of them. Instead it's like he types it all, presses "spell check" (which of course won't show up anything other than straight spelling mistakes) and then "POST" without ever actually reading what he's written, then buggers off for a brew.

I've heard Dane Chisholm is the media bloke

Garbage so far today.

Heartbreaking more like

Leon a passenger, Vila a passenger, Ryan can't or won't tackle, clueless in attack and defence....

Apart from that it's going pretty well

All the refs fault, didn't realise he had scored so many tries.

People need to take their tinted glasses off, concede far to many soft tries.

No disrespect to Toovey...but who the hell is coaching..same old same old.We are not coping with the basics.Fans have to have answers from somewhere with being kept in the dark and no sign of long term strengthening and no idea what is in the pipeline of survival.Absolute disaster so far from whoever is in charge...Why the secrecy we are sinking and need reassurance about the future.

Maybe there isn't anything reassuring to say.

More people in the Coral Stand than the main stand today. People starting to vote with their feet.
For large chunks of this match, we have matched them down the middle. It's been our halves & backs that haven't performed today. Which is different from usual.
Chisholm is watching today.
The ref has penalised London a lot today I think. We just couldn't do anything with it.

Maybe ..but we are supposed to be in safe hands with the RL's preferred.Blimey!