Oh now THAT is an idea!

"Dear Mr Anti Social Behaviour guy, a bloke called Dave Parker is being drunk and abusive on the western terrace. He was sick on the steps and exposed himself to a little boy. I knew he was drunk when he snogged Gateaux"

Fortunately, I will be sober this week.

Mini-Ski has been ordered to list all my foul languaged offences and I am being fined £1 for everyone.

All this after standing up in the living watching the football and launching into an assult matched only by that you witnessed in the George but a few short weeks ago.

You'll owe him a fortune!

We did this to Jen a few weeks back and stopped counting at around £28, you all have foul mouths in your part of the world!

You're a thick f*cker you are. Of all the games to choose to reduce your swearing, you pick this one. Get your cheque book out son!

I didn't choose. It has been imposed.

Luckily, Mini-Ski know's he wouldn't be there without me, so I may be able to get a lenient allowance off him, say a few "Hope the Ripper" and "We've all 'ad yer Mothers"

That was in the space of 10 mins to - heaven knows what we would have got to all day like initally planned




And Dave - has your brother planned what he is going to spend his millions on?

I did say the C word in a classroom full of girls once. They didn’t talk to me for the afternoon. I’ve learnt from that!

If I had to send a text I'd miss about 60 minutes of play!

someone once did text the number


a head steward text back wanting to know where our location was....


we didnt reply

If some un-educated idiots in the South stand do start singing "that song" we should do are upmost to drown them out

I detect a somewhat hypocritical stance here from the clubs.
On the one hand we have Peacock and Wilkin stoking things up in the press, presumably with the tacit support of the respective clubs. Yet at the same time have this pious self-righteousness about stamping out 'obscene' chanting and actually encouraging people to grass others up.
Rugby League is a passionate sport, played by passionate people and watched by equally passionate people. On occasion those passions will spill over, on and off the pitch. It is all part of what makes it the Greatest Game. Lets stop trying to over-sanitise it, least of all for the sake of a Sunday afternoon TV audience.

im gonna do my best to curb my usual tourettes style outburts for the club's sake.

if i ever got turfed i would be heart broken.