We are/have signed Ryan Brierley and will loan him back to Leigh
We are/have signed Robbie Farah
Zac is shaggin’ everyone’s wife
Bateman has been sacked and is on the market
We’re interested in:
Morgan Escare
Jonathan Thurston
Brett Stewart
Glenn Stewart
Willian G Stewart
Rod Stewart
Patrick Stewart
BMcD has resigned while in the changing room
Ryan Hall has mental Health issues (probably down to Hardaker schtumping his missus)
Half the team have put in a transfer request but have subsequently been talked out of it
We can still make the Middle 8s

There’s probably a few more that I’ve forgotten/missed but please feel free to continue this list.

I'll add...

Luke Gale
Playing in the Middle 8s (not a thing, it's all Super 8s) means you've been relegated. Even if you don't actually get relegated.
Anyone who has a different opinion to the doom & gloomers & trolls is a bully.
Brian McDermott didn't coach Leeds to 3 Grand Final wins but he did coach Leeds to being bottom this season.
Injuries have had no baring on Leeds' season, at all. None whatsoever.
&
Rob Burrow to Cas

How the hell did the McDermott resigning in the changing room get missed? when did that happen? the best one.

A cas player overheard what sounded like a leavign speech according to a Cas poster, or along those lines

Sinny is STILL well fit innit.

McDermott didn't pick Baldwinson out of spite because he left to go to New Zealand

Cuthbertson is homesick and wants to return to Australia

Last season only 2 of the squad (Sinfield, Peacock) got on with McDermott and the rest couldn't stand him, yet we won a treble and GH didn't think of replacing him.

McDermott fell out with Sinfield for leaving for RU and dropped him when in reality he played a few games after the announcement and then was rested/saved for the CC games vs Hudds and Hull.s

I will add:

David Furner has been lined up as our next coach

we are also interested in
Rangi Chase
Blake Green
Olivier Elima

and it's all the fault of Ian Kirke

There are not enough new coach rumours. Need at least 3-4 to have a chance of one being correct.

Daniel Anderson
Brian Noble
Iestyn Harris
Daryl Powell

Take your pick

Thomas Bosc to Leeds according to the ex-MEN employee now at Leigh.
James Segeyaro and Jamie Soward.
Sam Burgess (or was that last year?)
Dave Furner as coach.
Walker Brothers as coach.
Daryl Powell as coach.
Rangi Chase needed.
McGuire told to retire to be replaced with Ryan Hampshire.
Blake Green (courtesy of the former MEN employee again).
Rory Kostjasyn.
Thomas Leuluai.
Konrad Hurrell.
Oliver Elima (Former MEN employee again).
Danny Brough!

There's a half decent team and coach in there somewhere.

Most of the predictions on here for this year (including mine) that presumed Leeds would win at least a handful of games...

You forgot Brian Mac's contribution, that this team can still do 'something special' this season.

Well, from treble winners to bottom of the league rubbing rags in the space of a year will possibly never be repeated and will live long in the memory.Probably not the 'something special' he had in mind though

And all of these things are Brian McDermotts fault

Nope, Ian Kirke, do keep up

That one must have an element of truth to it!!!!!!!!!

Westerman and Clark

And don't forget it's all the fault of the floods.

Westerman was going to sign for Leeds until he realised Daryl Clark needed a chauffeur to Warrington.
Watkins /Hall to RU.
McGuire told to retire.
Sutcliffe is a stand off.
Hardaker stuck on right wing because he slated Burrow in a team meeting by saying he only passes to the left.
Ryan Bailey is actually decent

Leeds are spending the full cap
Leeds have a million pounds worth of players sat in the stands

Inability to train like werewolves due to being hampered by sharing a gym with the general public.

No wrestling room.

Gary's "Don't Panic" email timing.

Others include;

Tomkins/Hardaker switch;

One of my favs is from a supposed proper Journo who said......
Hardaker to Wests Tigers they need a fullback! They only have one of the hottest properties in the NRL playing there.

Danny Brough to Leeds!

Garbutt told to pack his bags!

GH made Burrow captain!

"Last week was disappointing but we're working hard in training to put things right" weekly spiel from random first teamer.

This is my favourite thread ever posted on this forum