If there's anyone who would like to sit down the side of the pitch rather than behind the posts, I have 1 adult ticket available to swap.

I have a broken drum that I would like to swap for one that works?

Thirty quid and you can have mine.

Would £30 get you some drumming lessons?

no, but it'd buy you a gym membership.

The day you learn how to drum to a beat, is the day I join a gym.

Lets face it, never gonna happen is it?

It did. A while back. Get to the gym.

But besides, it's clear you don't want the ticket. So feel free to discontinue posting on a thread about a ticket.

Fine, I'll tag in then.

You learned how to drum properly yet?

The thread title starts "Ticket Swap..."

Sam Buca posted about making a swap.

To me this thread is about swapping stuff not tickets.

You need to be less ambiguous with your thread titles before asking people to discontinue posting on it.

just waiting for noel edmonds and keith chegwin to arrive................

Good thread this

Have they not been 'Yewtree'd' yet? They must be the only ones left...

......and you get on your high horse about others "abusing fellow supporters", charming!

i'm waiting for ken dodd to be accused of fingering a diddyman next

That is disturbing on so many levels.

Cheers Tad.

What about Timmy's Mallet?

Dodgy that is like

well, this escalated quickly.

But if anyone wants the ticket, pm me.

Nobody wants to swap tickets with you.

You're an idiot with awful drum playing skills who nobody likes!

It makes me laugh that he still tries to bring the drum to away games. Can't he get it into his head that no one wants the drum there? It's as if it's an ego trip or something.

"Oh, look at me! I have a drum and the Leeds fans will go to MY (sh***y) beat!!"

The reason you get so much abuse on here LDB is because 1) You have no rhythm, and 2) You drum over the top of other pockets of fans trying to get the atmosphere going and actually kill the noise by doing this.

And is to chavs what the Pied Piper was to mice

I happen to like the drumming.

So untrue on so many levels. I've had tons of positive feedback from people at games who don't spend their time circlejirking their mates on southstander as many of the posters on this thread seem to. I don't want to drown out other chants, and have repeatedly tried to talk to members of the seeming 'in crowd' to co-ordinate. Those offers have been rebuffed. The simple fact is that it's difficult to get songs in time with a small group in one section of a stand, and so chants can rarely build up enough momentum to last for long. So we get a few 'we're Leeds Rhinos' and then they die out. However, the attitude that one group and only one group should be responsible for starting chants certainly does infect the 'in crowd' with their noted refusal to join in with chants started by 'the chavs'. Not only does this group put their own satisfaction above the rest of the away support, it has repeatedly taken to drunkenly abusing them for not joining in.

As for my musical skill, I'll happily agree I'm not the best drummer. But it seems to suffice for pretty much everyone apart from the small coterie of people who post on here abusing me.

And if it's a big problem of my accidentally drumming over other good chants, then why don't we all arrange to stand together, pool our resources and be friends? Or are the 'in crowd' far more concerned with standing apart from the rest of our fanbase than creating noise & getting behind the team?

Because my IQ diminishes by at least 20 points each time I come within 100 yards of you and the specials!