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This is serious.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's White Rose for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco at
Seacroft. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching
you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one
steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen august 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and
very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for 1.99 each but Lidl are 1.75 and look
better
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Give an old joke a home week – please give generously.
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It is old but it is also very funny.
The joke was on them though as I didn't have my wallet with me.
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| Quote ="Head High Tackle"It is old but it is also very funny.
The joke was on them though as I didn't have my wallet with me.'"
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I went to PC World the other day.
You've got to watch what you say in there.
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| Quote ="vb1981"This is serious.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's White Rose for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco at
Seacroft. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching
you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one
steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen august 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and
very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for 1.99 each but Lidl are 1.75 and look
better'"
Shamelessly stolen from Waccoe this afternoon Still funny tho |
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I saw a bloke playing 'Dancing Queen' on a didgereedoo.
That's abbariginal, I thought.
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| Quote ="Wheels"I went to PC World the other day.
You've got to watch what you say in there.'"
This, and GCH's joke are funny.
Very Tommy Cooper-esque. |
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| Quote ="G1"icon_lol.gif
Very Tommy Cooper-esque.'"
What, like...
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' |
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"What, like...
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.''"
Best Tommy Cooper gag ever:-
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.'
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"What, like...
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.''"
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I'll give you that one... 
