Anything to do with the large amounts of alcohol the Glaswegians consume?

Keep trying.

You neglected to mention place of conception in your postcode test until now.

Do you know where any of the people you have lambasted for their birthplace were conceived? If you're making a point of principle, you can't beat leading by example I think. I'd like to see you do more of that. It will be much easier for people to achieve higher standards if they have a benchmarked example to aspire to.

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Now for me thats good work

Bod could do that in a day.

Conceived, born and raised in LS7 so happily I pass the meritorious post code test.

I'd be interested in how many of those who didn't attend Matt Diskins testimonial and have provided pathetic excuses for doing so, fail the test? I suspect the answers would be revealing.

I was born on the 40 metre line, Western terrace end.

Am I ok?

I've seen you in your pants and your are fine. Mighty fine.

I pass the postcode test (although I've never had the stomach to discuss the act of my conception with my parents, given their liking fro holidays in the Lakes, I fear I should perhaps support Workington) but I didn't go to the testimonial. So your first data point is not so revealing. Am I an outlier? Who knows? Larger sample needed.

Given the presented methodology, the panel is not inclined to recomend funding for this research at this stage.

I am sorry but as you didn't provide a pathetic excuse for non attendance and have already indicated a willingness to demonstrate your support by buying the god awful jersey then you don't fit the research criteria.

Now, you wanted a larger sample. Kronenberg or Carlsberg?

Live: LS14 for the 19years of my life
Born: Jimmy's
Dont want to know where i was conceived tbh.
Testimonials been to recently - everyone's but JJB's.
Home games missed last season - 0
Away games missed last season - too many.

Am i eligible to be a Leeds fan or does my LS14 abode mean i should be a Cas fan

Count your fingers and toes. They apply a different test darn t'lane.

12 fingers and 12 toes.

I'll switch teams then

I can come up with a pathetic excuse if it would help?

They all taste the same to me. Carlsberg is usually cheaper, so oyu can just provide that if you like. Failing that a thermos filled with your love would be just marvellous.

You can have my respect and admiration if you'd prefer.

Respect and admiration won't feed my family will it? Make with the man love.

Ok, I will mail it. dare I ask, whats' your post code?

CV8.....

If you address it to:

That Northern Geezer,
You Know the One,
No, The Other One
Yeah, That's Him,
Warwickshire

It should find it's way here.

You've blown it right there. I aint sending you nuffink till I get the approval of Head High Tackle.

Is working a suitable excuse?

I was working.

I have the same postcode as the Stadium, therefore I clearly pass the test.

Missing something out Jord?

HHT told me he can disguise that as chicken soup.

Lumpy.

Hunslet then

Cya