Is Paul Cooke the reincarnation of Garry Schofield?
There do seem to be many simlarities.

Apart from the fact that Schoie was one of the best players of his generation.

Its arguable that Cooke could have been in another era when most players were big drinkers. In the modern era where he was up against much more professional players he was never going to hit the heights

If you cut Stuart in half he would have irregular blue and amber stripes right down the middle.

His mental recollection of Loiners/Rhinos history is second to none IMHO

Shame he didn't have a Good Night Sweetheart type port-hole in his back room.

Are you using euphemisms again?

Does a pigeon walk funny?

Depends on what you've been doing to it.

That's the sort of place that bullies in the Beano and Dandy end up getting their just deserts at the end of the story each week.

That show on Radio Headingley was quite possibly the greatest thing to hit the airwaves of Leeds (or the airwaves within a couple of streets of the stadium at least).

Whilst I always hear he is highly regarded as a press man I've never had that much time for Duffy and his rather reactionary viewpoints - it always stunned me that Bradford hired him as his radio persona at least came across as instinctively negative and willing to lay blame and place unfounded accusations rather than the progressivism that the early Bulls era was noted for (and, one could argue, which has been horribly lost in the past decade or so).

Now how are young Briscoe's radio skills?

If you're not careful me and my 39 mates will come round and give you a good imaginary shoeing again in two weeks mate.

and here is paul cookes interpretation

=#FF0000I've asked for a link to the original article but you haven't provided one so the copyrighted material is gone - McFld

as i say i have no problems with luke leaving it was the underhand way it was done, with the help of kath,rule,agar and the rfl burying there heads in the sand, and there is no way it was a fair hearing,im just amazed thgat not a single leeds fan can hold there hands up and say it was wrong

at least when we wrong the majority of us have the decency to hold our hands up,unlike you

if only you had 39 mates, and fine like i said earlier have no reason to lie it happened but you bury your heads in the sand, if you think its clever to mock someone who took a hiding off your fans thats your problem, to me it just makes you all the more arrogant and hope that you never have to suffer the same at the hands of a large group setting about you and 3 mates, tough lads them

We need a link to that article please, not because we don't believe you but because its the copyright of a publisher somewhere and the only thing that usually stops them slapping writs on sites like this is if you at the least give them some acknowledgement.




I couldn't cope with Paul Cooke ringing up to complain in the early hours of tomorrow morning after he's got home from visiting every pub in Hull.

you must have had almost as many posts on this forum as you have on the Hull board

and thats got what to do with you??

It gives us a window into your mindset - a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man whose fights do not exist.

because you must be suffering from somekind of paranioa.you are as you say a Hull FC supporter,but you are spending more time on here than you are discussing your team on the Hull board.Now I have not looked over there for ages,but how often do you post on there since you joined rlfans?

i like it on here, cheers me up laughing at all the $hit you put

Paul Cooke -P!$$ed his career away and also very handy in a cage fight against the female of the species and you hold him up as having any kind of credibillity in this??
He would also do well to remember this regime he's slagging off kept him in a job despite numerous alleged off field incidents.
Also your obssesion with the Rhinos and how we go about things is getting to the stage where the white van men will be coming soon to take you away.
We signed Briscoe fair and square and no matter how much chelping comes from that sh##-hole you call home will change that no matter if it is from a washed up p!$$ ant or a gobsh##e with a few quid and no clue about RL.

Priceless, in there is everything i hate about leeds arrogant

Hang on, I though you hated us because you were given a kicking by 90 of us at a New Years Day game, against Doncaster, in Wakefield, 25 years ago?

Have you ever thought that maybe it was your attitude that got you in trouble? Or your swearing? Or your personality? Well let's just say you in general.

Are you going to attach a link to your prior post like McLaren said? If you don't the site could be in trouble and, well, people might not believe you.

Are we allowed to ask Big Bro what he was up to on 26 March 2000?

maybe we never had a chance as we was atttcked from behind you , glad you find it funny to mock, hope it never happens to you

Did you sustain a head injury in this assault?