Pah....imagine everything that's under the pitch at Odsal...!!

Nearly as much rubbish under it than there is on top of it at the moment.

Used to love going to the stock car/speed way at odsal as a nipper

A senseless, profligate and completely unnecessary waste of two perfectly useable tea towels.

Speedway at The Shay me.

The strange thing about that episode was that it wasn't even filmed at Elland Road. Loftus Roaf IIRC

I've heard the same about St James Park and some Mackems and also the Stadium of Light and some Geordies. Oh and also Wembley and some Aussies. Urban legend - and not a very good one either. I much prefer the one my colleague at work insisted was true where one of his mates went out for the night and woke up one kidney short!

Im still waiting for you to beat us in a final, its getting boring now.

Well if you hadn't been beaten, twice, by our grand final bitches, your wait would be over. You have to get to the final first!

It would help if you could get to more finals. We've been waiting for you in 8 finals in the last 8 years but only managed to play you in one, wonder why that was ?

We haven't beaten Keighley in many finals lately either....

It's because in many of those year's we've knocked them out of the competition en route to the finals.

If this story is true it is rather amusing. But I have to say its not one of the biggest pranks to hit rugby league really. The biggest I'd say was a few years ago. Harris returned to RFL and Leeds "let" him go to Bradford. His first year they lost to us, but then it started to go well as Bradford beat Leeds. Then it went downhill and the after effects are still being felt now as the team slowly descend further and further.

I believe a life sized Iestyn doll is buried under one of the curly corners at Odsal

That's right. A doll.

If it's truly life-sized, and buried at the time of his return from union it must be pretty deep..otherwise there'd be three 'curly corners' and one great big fat 'mountainy' corner.

I bet we beat you in a final long before the little town of Wigan gets city status

I know - why don't you toddle off and make a flag about it! Then you and your Ultra/Brigantes (sad, I know) mates can construct a witty chant or steal one from Celtic. They've got some belters at the moment!

Whether its true or not it's still pretty funny seeing some Saints fans get worried about it. Next step is to get the Wigan players to kiss the pitch on Good Friday where the shirts are supposedly buried

Most of them don't seem remotely bothered as far as I can see.

This was my favourite...

"The S**t will help the grass grow, and its as close as Wigan will come to owning their own Stadium"

Maybe the Saints fans could design a banner and hoist when the pitch kissing starts and it could say something like "JUST THINK YOU TOO COULD HAVE HAD A STADIUM OF YOUR OWN.IF ONLY "

If only?

Well there must be several "if only's" why they lost Central park,it all depends the spin Wigan fans put on it,but they now do not own there own stadium.They could have done "IF ONLY"?

I get you now, very funny!