I saw a bloke playing 'Dancing Queen' on a didgereedoo.

That's abbariginal, I thought.

This, and GCH's joke are funny.

Very Tommy Cooper-esque.

What, like...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

or

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Best Tommy Cooper gag ever:-

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.'
I said 'No, just a watch.

Boom boom