Quote ="tad rhino"dear jeremy kyle,
i am 14 and pregnant and my parents don't know.
they haven't met my boyfriend. he is 32 and married. he is bisexual and HIV positive.
he deals in drugs, carries a gun and lives in a squat.
he is just out of jail and likes animal porn.
my problem is, how do i tell my parents he is a castleford fan?'"
I got the joke the other day except it wasn't a Castleford Fan at the end...
