18-30

40-0 to Eagles

This season Hunslet played a lad who played and got MOM in the 1st round for Dudley Hill.

so how did the RFL get so ruffled over hull the other year as obviously as rules made up as go along.

Think there are certain deadlines within the competition, so it's more a matter of when the player is first registered with a club rather than whether he has previously played in the competition.

Shouldn't it be that you can only use players that are already at and [iplaying[/i for the club when the competition starts. By that I mean they must have already played a competitive game for their club when their club enters the Cup.

The nature of the deadlines for each round (or I think it's 1st Round, 3rd Round and 5th Round or summat like that) mean that a player would naturally have already played for their new club.

In the case of the players at Gateshead that is untrue. They have only played a couple of games, and these are since their club had already played twice in the Cup.

You are 12 months late! They've been talking about moving to Newcastle for ages and that's one step nearer Edinburgh for them. It's obvious.

I think he overheard that somebody had seen Umbongo in the South Stand Bar

Actually, they're going to merge many Scottish/NE places to form one super club: GENITALS RLFC.

Glasgow, Edinburgh, Newcastle, Inverness, Twatt, Aberdeen, Lothian and Stirlingshire.

Up the Genitals !!!!

How long did it take to come up with?

I wish I'd thought of it

I don't know what you mean? Surely these are obvious areas, ripe for expansion. I know that Twatt, on the Isle of Shetland has no Sky dishes. This little hamlet, along with the other areas which will make up "Genitals" is the only place(s) not conquered by Murdoch. Once this is acheived, they're going to remove his head for cryogenics. In 2120 they will unfreeze him and he will continue his World domination. Harlequins will still be around of course - plodding along - although they will be known as West Ham.

It's odd that you should suggest that Murdoch's head be preserved in ice. It's well known that when kept in ice, it can kill off some of the brain cells.

That's why, around 10 years ago, they preserved Nigel Woods in lard!

What a load of bo****ks!

I actually know a family from Breibister on mainland Shetland whose surname is Twatt.

So all the family are Twatts then ?

A set of them!

Indeed. They've decided not to extend their family and to stop having children so now they are complete Twatts.

If they like kids then they should have more, silly Twatts.

Mick Nanyn has joined Leigh Centurions on loan from Quins.

The relevance of this post on a thread about TWATTS is ?

Well lets think....

Silly Twatt

just noticed lee mossop is cup-tied so cannot play for huddersfield in cup this week. another double standard??

I think its all to do with which rounds of the cup you've played in,

When Oldham played The Army down at Altricham last season, they signed one of the Army's Wingers (Ben Seru I think) shorthly after, who was eligible to play in the Quarter Finals for Oldham vs Wakefield.